Statistics for UK Comedy Song Lyrics (1960's to 1980's)

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  • This quiz has been taken 26 times
  • The average score is 7 of 20

Answer Stats

Song Lyric/YearSong Title% Correct
"An evil looking man called Two Ton Ted from Teddington..." (1971)Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the West) (Benny Hill)
85%
"Nekked as a jaybird. 'n' I hollered over t'Ethel..." (1974)The Streak (Ray Stevens)
85%
"I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra... (1971)Lumberjack Song (Monty Python)
75%
"When I was a little bitty boy My grandmother bought me a cute little toy.." (1972)My Ding-A-Ling (Chuck Berry)
70%
"So Charlie and me had another cuppa tea, and then we went home..." (1962)Right Said Fred (Bernard Cribbins)
55%
"But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid..." (1975)D.I.V.O.R.C.E. (Billy Connolly)
35%
"Who put a real live toad-in-the-'ole?..." (1962)My Brother (Terry Scott)
35%
"For a nosey parker it's an interestin' job..." (1936)When I'm Cleaning Windows (George Formby)
35%
"'Cross the mountains of your chest I will sticker Union Jacks..." (1968)Canyons Of Your Mind (Bonzo Dog Doodah Band)
30%
"In the bad bad lands of Australia many years ago..." (1961)My Boomerang Won't Come Back (Charlie Drake)
30%
"And now he's emperor of Rome..." (1968)Lily The Pink (The Scaffold)
25%
"I can't wait to look in the mirror Cause I get better looking each day..." (1980)It's Hard To Be Humble (Mac Davis)
20%
"Like the disco king meets Yogi bear..." (1980)Oldest Swinger In Town (Fred Wedlock)
20%
"To my knowledge half of toytown knows of her horizontal pleasures..." (1975)Magic Roundabout (Jasper Carrott)
15%
"I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter..." (1978)The Winker's Song (Misprint) (Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars)
15%
"people laugh when I ride past on our Alsatian dog..." (1975)Rochdale Cowboy (Mike Harding)
10%
"He's a most immoral Santa, as she stood beneath the mistletoe..." (1974)Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me (The Goodies)
5%
"Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do!..." (1964)The Gas-Man Cometh (Flanders and Swan)
5%
"He upped and he tupped 'em all again, he did..." (1972)Bantam Cock (Jake Thackray)
0%
"Mother's just planted petunias..." (1961)Don't Jump Off The Roof Dad (Tommy Cooper)
0%

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