Time to see if your head is in the gutter with this dirty mind test. If you answer 10 or more correct, your head is out of the gutter but if you answer 10 wrong your head is definitely in the gutter. I mean it’s not a bad thing but still. Anyways this is a long into 😅. Good luck and think hard.
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I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?
Your nose
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
Tent
What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands?
Fork
All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
Lift
I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. Sometimes people lick my nuts. What am I?
Peanut butter
When I go in, I can cause some pain. I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit and not swallow. What am I?
Dentist
I go in hard, come out soft, and you love to blow me. What am I?
Chewing gum
What is soft and wet on the inside while hard and hairy on the outside? The word begins with “c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them.
Coconut
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Sometimes a finger goes inside me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
Wedding
Band
It’s a fun thing to do and you devote a significant amount of energy to thinking about it, but you hate knowing that your parents are doing it. What is it?
Facebook
I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?
Bowling ball
What does a bride get on her wedding day that’s long and sometimes hard?
New name
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste
You get a lot of it if you’re important and successful; you get less when you’re just starting out. You sometimes do it with yourself if you need to, but it’s a lot better when it’s with other people. What is it?
Email
Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn’t a maiden for long. Something really big and hard ripped me open. What am I?