Tour Around the World... Without Languages Knowledge?

Let's say you survived these Quebecers and had a great time, but it's time for us to move on — to the Land of Ice and Fire! The Icelandic language... That's what the notoriety is. It's time for you to go to explore the beautiful nature, but, as usual, you were lucky — you got a punctured tire, but there is no spare! The word "spare"? Brr... It's scary to imagine. All that remains is to call loudly for help so that someone can hear you. And "help" in Icelandic will be ...

Despite the problem, everything turned out well, and you saw Hekla, Eyjafjallajokull and other wonders of Iceland. Next on the list is Antwerp in the most sinister country in the world. You rented an apartment, but you need to get the keys from a strange old man who also speaks clearly not French, like Poirot. Dutch?! What's the Dutch word for 'key'?

Antwerp is not so demonic, on the contrary, but you need to move on. You are now in sunny Varna in Bulgaria! You have to take a bus to Zlatni-Pyasatsi (somehow you don't feel like a VIP anymore). Next to you is a sweet granny, she even understands your "hello". You want to talk to her, and you succeed, even though her English is very broken. On the machine, you want to call her "Mrs", and you wonder: what would you call her in politely?

Next, you need to fly to the legendary City of Contrasts – Istanbul! On the way to Topkapi, you meet a local boy. On his phone, he shows a photo of a man – this is his father! And what did he call his father in Turkish?

Now by plane to Russia, and one of your stops is Kazan! From the guide you will learn that there are no fewer Tatars in this city than Russians. Heading to the Kul Sharif Mosque, you meet a local resident, a Tatar. How would you say hello to him?

Kazan welcomed you warmly, but it's time to fly further – to Armenia! Your escort will find you at Zvartnots Airport. To begin with, he suggests that you memorize the simplest Armenian words (but that doesn't mean it's going to be easy to remember them, does it?). How did he teach you to say hello?

The few days spent in Dilijan and the shore of Sevan have become unforgettable, but it's time to move on to Jordan, where you are promised to see one of the modern wonders of the world – Petra! It's time to leave Amman, but you overslept and the car is gone! Thank God, a Jordanian ride you to gathering place, and didn't even ask for money. I should thank him in his language. How so?

From Jordan to India, that's where we are for a long time! One Golden Triangle is worth a lot. You are already heading to Pink Jaipur on the express train! You explore the majestic sights, and find an interesting pattern: in Agra you admired the Crown of Palaces, in Jaipur – the Palace of the Winds. A word in the language piggy bank — how is "palace" in Hindi?

The Golden Triangle is marked on your tour list, now you need to go straight to Maharashtra. Mumbai is so big and noisy — it's hard to get used to its pace even after a few days of rest. After looking at the city, it's time for you to get back on the express, but here's the problem: in such a huge city, it's easy to lose your way to the station! You catch a taxi: where can you tell him the way?

The Indian holidays were fabulous, and now it's time to leave for Phuket! Phuket is indeed a paradise resort! You are settled into a villa, it's time to look around: a comfortable kitchen, a bedroom and even a private pool! It is interesting to watch local TV, where they show a story about the most important figure — the king! And what is the name of the Thai king?

Now it's time to go on an adventure and the Australian Alps are the perfect place for this! You and your guide will go to the mountain forests! You go to the place where, as your guide said, wallabies live, but you need to stock up on water in a nearby store. The seller there was a rare dumbass, and even your friendly guide could no longer restrain himself and made a "comment" in the direction of his intelligence. Which? By the way, you've already met this bird.

The Australian fauna is a bomb! I would like to fill in all these whipbirds and thornbirds... But now we have to fly across the ocean to Chile! It's lucky that at least Spanish is here, but we know it. So, what are the words there?.. Taco, loco, santo... Okay, we'll find something to say. The further away from Santiago and closer to nature, the more difficult it is for people to speak English. It's good that you have already been picked up by a local hostel, you would like to... to wash clothes, we don't smell very good right now. But how will "wash" in Spanish?

Now it's time to go to Brazil! Three weeks of driving around it! After a rest in Rio and a long preparation, you will have to go to the Great and Powerful Amazon. You and your escorts are building your own raft, you need to ask the locals for wood. It's good that "wooden" sounds so familiar in Portuguese. How so?

From Brazil to Cancun! And change the language again... But what kind of diving awaits us! A yacht is already waiting for you. The captain is such a talkative person, he began to talk about his family, and the sea... It's so turquoise! Wait, did the captain ask you something? How do I ask a person what he wanted in Mexico?

So you have arrived home (if you are an American, of course). It was definitely an unforgettable experience! But what about the "experience" in English?... It seems you played a little too much! Thank you for choosing our travel agency! I hope this trip was really exciting, good luck!