Popular Misconceptions About Australia - Black Label Edition

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Last updated: August 9, 2023
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1. Australians drink a beer called Foster's.
Not if they want to amalgamate with Australians
2. Australians wear practical, working type clothing always... because of the uncertainty of whether they will be called out to stamp out a bushfire or stop an invasion from naughty boys from the Far East
Some do
Some don't
Some you just can't tell
Most Australians figure that if you are going to burn to death or get turned into a colander by flying bits of metal... it is not really a big thing what you are dressed like
3. The state of Victoria in Australia was named after?
An inbred English monarch that was so sexually frustrated that she only appreciated her husband's value after he was dead
A medal awarded to brave men and women that if given a second chance would have 'phoned a friend
A twit who married another twit. Her real name before she got uppity
A beer
4. This moron set back Australia's hopes of being 'at least' taken seriously in the eyes of the world. What was his catch phrase?
"Jesus H. Christ!"
"I'll be back."
"You had me at 'hello' "
5. This Australian actress became a Hollywood star pretty much overnight due to what?
Her acting ability
Meeting Tom Cruise at a scientology convention
Having quite unique, red hair that is mesmering until you start having with her
Flashing her rather curvaceous, lily-white derriere in a film called 'Dead Calm'.
6. Back in the good old days of drinking in Australia, after threee days of drinking O.P. rum a man/woman/anti-christ may expericence a phenomena known in scientific circles as 'delirium tremens' a.ka. 'The Dee Tees'. When a sufferer of the dee tees screams out in the middle of the night... who or what is he frightened of?
Pink elephants
Drop bears
The New South Wales Police Force
All of the above and chuck in his mother-in-law for good measure
7. Margaret River in Western Australia is a legendary beach for surfers. Why is this a load of Death Adder droppings?
It is a river delta
It is a beach
It is neither one or the.other
It is a place to commit suicide after a few cones and watching 'Point Brea
8. This track in Australia is so inhospitable, uncompromising that only a David Kocksucjsie with ten Channel Seven choppers in support would visit
The Strelzleki Track
The David Kochesucker Channel Seven Chopper Track
The Strecklizciniz Track
Fuck it. A Polish explorer
9. If you find yourself in the vicinity of the East Alligator River... what might you find there?
White Pointers
Dark skinned girls who know how to sing Lou Reed's 'Take a Walk On the Wild Side
10. This suburb of Sydney has the biggest reputation for sub-standard education that even people that are from there or live there laugh when you mention its name
Mount Druitt
Rooty Hill
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