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Whenever
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I
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see
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someone
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less
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fortunate
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than
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I.
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And
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let's
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face
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it,
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right,
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who
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isn't
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less
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fortunate
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than
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I?
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My
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tender
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heart
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tends
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to
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start
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to
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bleed.
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And
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when
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someone
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needs
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a
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makeover,
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I
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simply
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have
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to
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take
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over.
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I
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know,
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I
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know
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exactly
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what
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they
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need.
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And
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even
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in
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your
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case.
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Though
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it's
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the
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toughest
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case
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I've
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yet
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to
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face.
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Don't
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worry,
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I'm
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determined
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to
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succeed.
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Follow
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my
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lead.
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And
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yes,
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indeed.
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You
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will
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be
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popular.
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You're
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gonna
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be
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popular.
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I'll
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teach
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you
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the
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proper
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ploys
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when
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you
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talk
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to
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boys.
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Little
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ways
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to
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flirt
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and
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flounce.
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I'll
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show
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you
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what
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shoes
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to
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wear,
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how
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to
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fix
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your
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hair.
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Everything
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that
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really
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counts
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to
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be.
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Popular.
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I'll
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help
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you
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be
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popular.
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You'll
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hang
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with
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the
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right
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cohorts,
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you'll
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be
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good
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at
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sports.
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Know
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the
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slang
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you've
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got
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to
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know.
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So
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let's
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start,
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'cause
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you've
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got
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an
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awfully
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long
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way
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to
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go.
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Don't
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be
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offended
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by
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my
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frank
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analysis.
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Think
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of
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it
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as
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personality
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dialysis.
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Now
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that
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I've
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chosen
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to
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become
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a
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pal,
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a
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sister
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and
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adviser.
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There's
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nobody
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wiser.
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Not
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when
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it
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comes
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to
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popular.
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I
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know
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about
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popular.
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And
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with
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an
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assist
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from
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me
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to
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be
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who
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you'll
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be.
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Instead
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of
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dreary
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who
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you
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were,
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well
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are.
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There's
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nothing
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that
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can
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stop
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you
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from
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becoming
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populer,
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'lar.
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La-
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la,
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la-
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la.
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We're
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gonna
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make
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you
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popular.
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When
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I
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see
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depressing
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creatures
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with
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unprepossessing
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features.
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I
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remind
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them
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on
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their
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own
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behalf
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to
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think
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of
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celebrated
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heads
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of
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state.
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Or
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especially
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great
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communicators.
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Did
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they
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have
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brains
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or
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knowledge?
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Don't
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make
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me
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laugh.
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They
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were
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popular,
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right.
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It's
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all
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about
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popular.
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It's
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not
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about
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aptitude,
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it's
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the
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way
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you're
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viewed.
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So
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it's
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very
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shrewd
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to
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be.
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Very,
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very
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popular
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like
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me.
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And
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though
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you
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protest.
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Your
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disinterest.
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I
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know
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clandestinely.
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You're
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gonna
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grin
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and
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bear
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it.
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Your
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new-
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found
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popularity.
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La-
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la,
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la-
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la.
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La-
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la-
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la.
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La-
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la.
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You'll
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be
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popular.
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Just
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not
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quite
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as
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popular
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as
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me.
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