A Bible based marriage - according to Betty Bowers

'Here's a well known fact, all you once saved trash out there have no idea what constitutes a Bible based marriage, and here's a little known secret, neither do Christians!' With the Bible verses as hints, can you answer all of the definitions that America's best Christian Betty Bowers distinguishes as 'Bible based' marriage?
This quiz is purely for fun.
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Last updated: December 7, 2016
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Bible verse
A Bible based marriage is...
Genesis 1:1 to 2:3
Between one man, one woman, and
the son she seduces after he's killed his only brother
Genesis 20:12
Between one man and
his sister
Genesis 16:3
Between one man and
the help
Deuteronomy 22:28-29
Between one woman and
her rapist
Genesis 19:26
Between one man and
a kitchen condiment
Judges 21:7-23
Between one man and
a gal he's kidnapped and raped right after her mother, father, brother and slutty sister are slaughtered
1 Chronicles 3:1-9
Between one man and
a woman, another woman, yet another woman, a few more women, an adulterer, and a pack of raped whores
Kings 11:1
Between one man and
700 wives and 300 concubines
1 Chronicles 2:34
Between daddy's little girl and
the slave daddy hired to rape her
Matthew 19:9-29
Between one man and
as many women as he wants, as long he has them all at once
But it is NOT between one man and
another man
Level 60
Dec 7, 2016
Some of that is a stretch. I get your point but for instance Solomon might have had 700 wives & 300 concubines but God forbade it.

A more interesting point to me is evangelicals divorce at a higher rate than the rest of the population and that is forbidden in the Bible

Level 71
Dec 7, 2016
Interesting addition. I just want to reiterate this quiz is for entertainment and the last thing I want is to cause acrimony (-:
Level 76
Dec 7, 2016
Darkly hilarious - but with these seriously specific answers you might want to add in a lot more type-ins!