Complete the quotes by Prince Philip

Complete the inspiring words of the Duke of Edinburgh or Prince Philip as he is more commonly known. He's the husband of Queen Elizabeth II.
If you are offended by any of these quotes, then Britain apologises most abjectly.
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His description of Beijing
To a woman sea cadet
Do you work in a strip club?
To a country
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.
To a tourist in Budapest
You can’t have been here long, you haven’t got a pot belly.
To a trekker in Papua New Guinea
You managed not to get eaten then?
I never see any home cooking – all I get is fancy stuff.
On the Duke of York's house
It looks like a tart’s bedroom.
We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.
To a woman solicitor
I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.
To the president of Nigeria
You look like you're ready for bed.
To a civil servant
You’re just a silly little Whitehall twit.
To Helmut Kohl
Good day, Reichskanzler.
On the British Berlin embassy
It’s a vast waste of space.
To Tom Jones
It’s difficult to see how it’s possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.
To the Scottish Women's Institute
British women can’t cook.
To Alfredo Stroessner
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
To the Cayman Islands
Aren’t most of you descended from pirates?
When in Rome
I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer!
At a Duke of Edinburgh award ceremony
Young people are the same as they always were: just as ignorant.
To Elton John
Oh, it’s you that owns that ghastly car, is it?
People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have even been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
To Annabel Goldie
That’s a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?
Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.
His description of Stoke-on-Trent
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