Keeping Up Appearances - Quotes

Complete the amusing quotes from the delightful sitcom Keeping Up Appearances

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Last updated: April 16, 2020

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The Bucket residence, the lady of the house speaking

It's my sister Violet, the one with the swimming pool, sauna, and room for a pony

Elizabeth do pass around my Royal Doulton with the hand-painted periwinkles

They are my family and I love them dearly, especially at this time of year, when it gets dark early

If there's one thing that distinguishes us from other people, it's the absence of vulgar noises

I should have thought postmen would be trained to recognise first-class stamp houses

I want to return this ex-certificate up-to-no-good underwear that was left in errror at the charity shop; I know this is the right address because you left a poll tax demand in the bag

What discourages me about looking for your father is we usually find him

Listen, Daisy. Tell Onslow to put a shirt on while I'm on the telephone; I can always sense him there, expanding

They're invited to my waterside supper with riparian entertainment

How fares the church worldwide then, vicar? For instance, what is the missionary position in China these days?

You can always tell breeding

Of course Daddy’s not missing, I expect he’s just mislaid

Why do you think people look so stunned at my candlelight suppers?

I'm here for charitable purposes, otherwise I wouldn't be seen dead in a distorting mirror

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