Dumbledore, Deadpool or Donald Trump?

Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

I have gone temporarily deaf and haven’t any idea what you said

Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.

I own buildings. I'm a builder; I know how to build. Nobody can build like I can build. Nobody. And the builders in New York will tell you that. I build the best product. And my name helps a lot.

There's 206 bones in the human body, 207 when I'm watching gossip girl

Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault.

One can never have enough socks

To be blunt, people would vote for me. They just would. Why? Maybe because I'm so good looking

Here's the plan: We're going to completely change the way people see the sewer system

This is confusing. Is it sexist to hit you? I-Is it more sexist to not hit you? I mean the lines are so… blurry!

That brings her total of real predictions up to two. I should offer her a pay raise

Does your wife work at HR?

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people.

Age is foolish

Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world smells like daffodil daydream.

Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is. Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that.

I actually don't have a bad hairline.