Statistics for Eminem Fast Verses

I begin slaughterin' your men, prolly shoulda been

Ali or the Svengali embodiment of sin

Like a Saudi in the Taliban plotting an event

In the lobby of the Intercontinental with an obvious intent

And I will not even relent

Up on a little like Osama with a bomb under the bin

Inside the middle of the Pentagon

And hit a kindergartener with a rental (stop!)

No I don't, I don't even got a boat nor

Do I got a chauffeur, but a lot to show for

You don't wanna f*ck around and start no war

Twenty more years, I could probably go for

Just like your lip and you got a cold sore

My shit is like motherf*ckin' herpe

You ain't ever gonna say I don't got it no more (Bitch)

Literally it's stupidity, you kiddin' me?

Dying laughing is the only way you're killing me

I'm getting rid of ya, get clapped like chlamydia

The wittiest, bitch, I'll snap like a tibia

You wanna get silly with the bars? I'm frivolous

But I'm as gritty and litty as my city is

East side 'til I die, bitch, I will rep 'til the end like a chameleon

A killer instinct with the pen's ink and they're in sync like a faucet

How the f*ck do I even think of this ridic*lous shit?

I'm a quarter of a century deep and I can't be beat (Nah)

'Til the day me and the grim reap meet, I'm ten toes down 'til I'm six feet deep

Windows down in the Benz E jeep hollerin' at a bimbo, beep-beep-beep

She said she f*cks with (?)

I can see why you envy me, you get no ass like an empty seat

So this shit comes with a warning for all you punks and corny

Little f*cks, I woke up on my f*ck shit this morning

What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?

Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything

You say is ricochetin' off of me, and it'll glue to you and

I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating

How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating

Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting

For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating

'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

I make elevating music, you make elevator music

Other words, I Minute Maid 'em

I don't wanna hurt 'em, but I did, I'm in a fit of rage

I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade

I'm finna kill 'em, I'm dumpin' their fuckin' bodies in the lake

Obliteratin' everything, incinerate a renegade

I'm here to make anybody who want it with the pen afraid

But don't nobody want it but they're gonna get it anyway

'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill

I'm Atilla, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla

You're bringin' the killer within me, out of me

You don't want to be the enemy of the demon

Who went in me, and be on the receiving of me, what stupidity it'd be

Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter

When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck

Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me

A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me

I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable

You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable

I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable

I'm on the toilet bowl

I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full

I'm not afraid to pull a-, man, stop

Look what I'm plannin' (haha)

Groping it while I'm holding it like a trophy

I'm hoping a little codeine'll get me OD'in'

Whoa, everything is slow, I begin to floating

I know that I'm getting loaded, the pen exploded

Hiroshima with the flows, a utopia

With the dope, I'm an OG, I'm like the G.O.A.T.

Here to get your goat little bit of sodium, it's assault

When I'm at the podium, at your throat, holy camoly

I'm in the zone with the shit I'm on

Get Imodium and a commode because nobody's even close

You're petroleum to plutonium, you're a phony

I'm at the crib with your ho

Got her at the pole like voting with no clothing

Stripped down to a toe ring and here we go with the gloating

I've got my nose in the air like a Boeing

Then I got into a little bit of an argument with her

So I took a little lick of a Klonopin at dinner

Then I hit her with the motherfucking ottoman and bit her

Then I shot her in the liver, delivered her to the bottom of the river (dope)

But I'm probably gon' jump in the water with her

With a wad of money 'cause I got a lot of it

And when it come to drippin', I be soppin' like a hundred mile an hour

Never runnin' out of either one of 'em, I gotta get it 'cause

A caterpillar's comin' to get the cannabis

I'm lookin' for the smoke but you motherfuckers are scatterin'

Batterin' everything and I've had it with the inadequate

Man, I can see my dick is standin' stiff as a mannequin

And I'm bringin' the bandana back, and the fuckin' headband again

A handkerchief and I'm thinkin' of bringin' the fuckin' fingerless gloves back

And not giving a singular fuck, like fuck rap

They know what button to press or what lever to pull

To get me to snap though (Lil' bitch)

And if I pay it attention I'm probably makin' it bigger

But you've been takin' ya dicks in the fuckin' back, ho (Get it?)

On the brink, any minute got me thinkin' of finishin'

Everything with acetaminophen and reapin' the benefits

I'm asleep at the wheel again

As I peak into thinkin' about an evil intent

Of another beat I'ma kill again

'Cause even if I gotta end up eatin' a pill again

Even ketamine or methamphetamine with the minithin

It better be at least 70 to 300 milligram

And I might as well 'cause I'ma end up bein' a villain again

Levels to this shit, I got an elevator

You could never say to me I'm not a fuckin' record breaker

I sound like a broken record every time I break a record

Nobody could ever take away the legacy I made, I never cater

Motherfucker, now I got a right to be this way

I got spite inside my DNA

But I wrote 'til the wheels fall off, I'm workin' tirelessly, ayy

If Stephanie Mills left any extra refills of ecstasy pills next to me

In the seats spilled or she eat 'em all with a breakfast drink

(You inspect the sink?)

In the habit of grabbing a mic and babbling, I dabble in the Vic's

But I might just swallow my fucking Ritalin tablet after the night

I'm grabbing it right from the medicine cabinet

'Cause that's what it's like and attack it like a Dracula bite

Jetpack in my backpack when I write

All this anger pent up inside

I went up inside a Bennigans diner with a cigarette lighter

Figured I'd try to set a big enough fire

That'll trigger the sprinkler system

And I'd escape, but the getaway driver screwed up my limo

Collided with the center divider

I went through the window and ended up being

Pinned to the side of a semi

Offended beside a friend of the guy's wife

Friend of the flight attendant from Idaho

That took an antenna in the vagina hole

'Cause when I pick up a pen I'm venomous

And I'm as thick as Dennis the Menace

Like an evil dental hygienist sinister

You've been yelling dementedness

I invented this, I'm the genesis

Eminem is a nemesis to a feminist

Fuckin' smart alec degenerate

I got Ellen DeGeneres

Tryna tell me these men are just full of jealousy

Envious of female independence

Hell with a clitoris, hit or miss

You will never consider this a bitter disappointment

I'll never fail to deliver this

Whatever the weather in this'll be

Just like a certificate of authenticity

That I'm thinkin' about

Just tryna think of the quickest and sickest way for 'em to picket it

I pick a day to be picked and I'm picking the wickedest shit to say

Spin it back on a level, incredible, head of a rebel, unforgettable

Better believe these beats are edible

I consider loose leaf a vegetable

And I stalk my prey

You think you got away, uh-uh not today

Murder you on a song and then I'll just say

I was with Dr. Dre and Robert Blake

Eatin' lobster, steak and coffee cake

At a restaurant with Drake

And Tech just got to make sure that our stories corroborate

I'm a lot to take like Kanye

Walking up on the stage for Beyonce

Like it's my job to say

That you're not a real artist, but it's my obligation

Honest Abe is on his way, you will not escape

Ammunition, replenish the Punisher

With his gun at your hundred words

And a clip on that which motherfuckers better run

If you're not lookin' to get run over by the roadrunner

No wonder no one don't wanna go

And jump in front of a fuckin' runaway locomotive

Or get thrown up under it just tryna fuck with the...

You ain't dealin' with a fuckin' featherweight

I used to medicate until I'd get a fuckin' bellyache

And now I'm finna step on the pedal, don't wanna ever brake

I want to accelerate to a level that I can elevate

Demented with the pen, I'll make the mothafucker detonate

I wanna make it acapella—wait, I gotta set a date

With the devil and celebrate, together we can renovate

And re-develop, Hell awaits, and I'ma get a special place

'Cause you missed the line and never caught it

'Cause it went over your head, because you're too stupid to get it

'Cause you're mentally retarded but pretend to be the smartest

With your expertise and knowledge, but you'll never be an artist

And I'm harder on myself than you could ever be regardless

What I'll never be is flawless, all I'll ever be is honest

Even when I'm gone they're gonna say I brought it

Even when I hit my forties like a fuckin' alcoholic

With a bottle full of malt liquor

But I couldn't bottle this shit any longer

The fact that I know that I'ma hit my bottom

If I don't pull myself from the jaws of defeat and rise to my feet

I don't see why y'all even started with me

The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt

I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood

It's lookin' like it's that time of the month

Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt

I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer

Fuckin' phenomenal, but

Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos

I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable

Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome

Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo

Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope

You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole

Wait, why'd the beat cut off?

Fuck it

Of sick individuals, stick my dick and put the tip in

At minimal, I'm fuckin' these syllables

I let them lick on my genitals

I'm a fuckin' invisible, indefensible, despicable difficult prick, a little bit unpredictable

I spit the formidable, that you bitches fuckin' with the original

I consider me and Nickel identical ('dentical)

What I wanted was to be the one that they was scared of but

I'm never gonna get the credit for the sweat and blood

I put up in the pen, and when I'm dead I wonder

Will they put me on a pedestal or forget I was ever this incredible

I guess I better go harder than ever 'cause

I'll never get another mothafuckin' opportunity again

To offend as many people with this I can simply because I can

I'm 'bout to say "Abracadabra" and pull a B Rabbit up out of my hat

I'm about to relapse and I betcha that you won't know how to react

But a look of disgust, I don't doubt it'd be that

As I begin to fuckin' devour the track

And you backpedal that as a cowardly act

Like a Saudi attack when the towers collapse

It's return of the ruthless more murderous than Mook is so what you're gonna do's think I'm allergic when I point this motherfuckin burner at 'chu

I throw shade it'll be curtains for you

Pray for the verse to get through, birth of a new

Worser me who's determined to do

Permanent damage with the words that I threw, bird's-eye view I'm referred to as Zeus

Circlin' you like I'm a vulture features are tournaments, I turn 'em into

Turning me loose is like verbal abuse, language hurtful to use cursin' at you

Made a couple of mistakes that occurred in my youth, jumped a hurdle or two word but I'm through