Badly described musicals

poor orphan boy steals a magic teapot and creates a fake identity to make a princess fall in love with him

boy breaks up with pretty blond girl so blond girl goes to school and meets a hairdresser that likes irish people

fish girl sells her soul to a scary octapus lady and grows legs, her friend almost gets cooked by a french guy

strangly coloured guy goes on a mission to find a shape shifter because a short guy took his swamp

guy gets sold by his brothers to a rich guy who throws him in jail but he gets saved by a pharoe who had a dream about corn, rainbow coat

man takes his children on a flying car with a random lady to a place where a man with a big nose takes children

six dead women sing about their lives

an orphan that wants more porridge is thrown out of the orphanage and steals stuff from rich people

an american girls house flies away and lands on an old lady with nice shoes

abusive head teacher gets bullied by a little girl with magic powers who is very smart

a girl thinks she's gonna live forever but she dies

six women are in jail and start singing about how they killed poeple

a strage girl falls in love with a guy but she is embarassed by her weird family so she wants them to all act "normal"

teenagers meet at school, fall in love and start somking

a buch of talking furniture cook dinner for a girl who dances with a furry, they're french

evil barber make human pies

na na na na na na merica

a green lady wants to be popular so a random person helps her

the french revolution but with music

a bunch of furrys sing about why they want to go to heaven

a group of nuns need to inspire a group of teenagers to sing at a choir compatition