Groaners & Puns by set up #1

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Last updated: March 18, 2016
First submittedMarch 18, 2016
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Set up
Pun
Two atoms are walking down the street when one suddenly says, "I just lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?", to which the first replies, "I'm __________"
positive
A fern has been discovered which cures constipation. With fronds like these, who needs ______?
enemas
50 tons of human hair was stolen from a doll factory. Police are ________ the area.
combing
Next up in the news, corduroy pillowcases. They're making _________
headlines
A thief has stolen all the bathroom equipment from the local police station. Police have absolutely nothing to __ __.
go on
Set up
Pun
Plans were announced today by NASA to put a large group of cows into orbit. It will be known as the ____ shot round the world.
herd
A new wonder drug has been discovered, but it has the side effect of making the user feel compelled to dress up like a nun. The FDA refuses to approve it because they say it is _____ forming.
habit
Vandals have drilled a hole in the fence to the nudist colony. Police are _______ into it
looking
A butcher was nearly seriously injured when he accidentally backed into his meat grinder. Luckily he wasn't hurt badly, he just got a little _______ in his orders.
behind
I entered these 10 puns in a pun contest hoping that at least 1 of them would win a prize, but unfortunately no pun __ ___ ___
in ten did
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