Groaners & Puns by set up #1

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Pun

Two atoms are walking down the street when one suddenly says, "I just lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?", to which the first replies, "I'm __________"

A fern has been discovered which cures constipation. With fronds like these, who needs ______?

50 tons of human hair was stolen from a doll factory. Police are ________ the area.

Next up in the news, corduroy pillowcases. They're making _________

A thief has stolen all the bathroom equipment from the local police station. Police have absolutely nothing to __ __.

Set up

Pun

Plans were announced today by NASA to put a large group of cows into orbit. It will be known as the ____ shot round the world.

A new wonder drug has been discovered, but it has the side effect of making the user feel compelled to dress up like a nun. The FDA refuses to approve it because they say it is _____ forming.

Vandals have drilled a hole in the fence to the nudist colony. Police are _______ into it

A butcher was nearly seriously injured when he accidentally backed into his meat grinder. Luckily he wasn't hurt badly, he just got a little _______ in his orders.

I entered these 10 puns in a pun contest hoping that at least 1 of them would win a prize, but unfortunately no pun __ ___ ___