Groaners & puns by set up #2

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Pun

Two ships collided in the ocean, one carrying blue paint and one carrying red paint. The survivors are __________.

The captain of the boat was severely injured and had to have his entire left side amputated. But it's okay, he's ___ ______ now.

A new restaurant has been opened up on the moon. Preliminary reviews are mixed, with diners saying it has great food, but no ____________.

The young man had trouble talking to women. Whenever he was with a female he was so shy he just felt like a tiny pebble. He went to see a therapist, who suggested he just needed to be a little ________.

The national janitorial convention begins this week. Some members are calling for ________ reforms.

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Pun

My friend was running for the bus and was only a few seconds late, but the driver just drove on ____________.

Did you hear about the man who slipped and fell through a screen door? He wasn't hurt, he just _______ himself.

A local church is having trouble with its heating system. The priest reports that many are cold, but few are __________.

I recently read a great book on antigravity. I just couldn't ___ __ ____.

And don't forget to check your mailbox for the Oscar Meyer sweepstakes...you may already be a _______.