Groaners & Puns by set up #3

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Show me Lenin's grave and I'll show you a communist ____.

The tomb was recently discovered where Napolean and his immediate family were buried. Unfortunately archaeologists couldn't tell one ____ apart from another.

Did you hear about the optomotrist who accidentally backed into his lens grinder? Nothing much happened, he must made a __________ out of himself.

A scientist has succeeded in cloning himself, although the clone had some peculiar side effects such as a nasty habit of using coarse language. The scientist got so sick of it he pushed the clone off the roof of his house and killed him. He was charged with making an obscene _____ ____.

Today a girl I didn't know insisted we knew each other from a vegetarian group. But I'm sure that I've never seen _____________.

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A much anticipated race between the world's two fastest silkworms decided nothing. It just ended up a ___.

Over 300 chickens went missing from a farm the other day. Police suspect ____ play.

Did you hear about the new movie coming out telling the story of the inventor who developed a line of perfume made from rabbits? It's called From ____ to Eternity

An ex-convict is trying to turn his life around, opening up a chain of delis specializing in sausages. Talk about going from bad to ______.

While prices on most goods continue to rise, paper products appear to be ____________.