Groaners & Puns by set up #3

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Last updated: March 19, 2016
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Pun
Show me Lenin's grave and I'll show you a communist ____.
plot
The tomb was recently discovered where Napolean and his immediate family were buried. Unfortunately archaeologists couldn't tell one ____ apart from another.
bone
Did you hear about the optomotrist who accidentally backed into his lens grinder? Nothing much happened, he must made a __________ out of himself.
spectacle
A scientist has succeeded in cloning himself, although the clone had some peculiar side effects such as a nasty habit of using coarse language. The scientist got so sick of it he pushed the clone off the roof of his house and killed him. He was charged with making an obscene _____ ____.
clone fall
Today a girl I didn't know insisted we knew each other from a vegetarian group. But I'm sure that I've never seen _____________.
herbivore
Set up
Pun
A much anticipated race between the world's two fastest silkworms decided nothing. It just ended up a ___.
tie
Over 300 chickens went missing from a farm the other day. Police suspect ____ play.
fowl
Did you hear about the new movie coming out telling the story of the inventor who developed a line of perfume made from rabbits? It's called From ____ to Eternity
Hare
An ex-convict is trying to turn his life around, opening up a chain of delis specializing in sausages. Talk about going from bad to ______.
wurst
While prices on most goods continue to rise, paper products appear to be ____________.
stationary
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