Groaners & puns by setup #6

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Last updated: March 19, 2016
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Pun
"Doctor, doctor, I think I'm shrinking!" "Sorry, I'm very busy. You're just going to have to be a little ______."
patient
"Doctor, a man in the lobby claims he's invisible." "Just tell him I can't ___ him right now."
see
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I _________ my mind.
changed
A dating service for chickens has closed down due to lack of revenue. It seems they just couldn't make ____ meet.
hens
My friend used to annoy me with bird puns, but then I realized that _________ play that game.
toucan
Set up
Pun
The calendar thief was sentenced to _____ months.
twelve
There have been numerous reports of people being beaten up by a giant cockroach. Health authorities confirm that there's a nasty ___ going around.
bug
She used to have a photographic memory, but unfortunately it never got __________.
developed
The guy who tried to eat a clock soon found out that it was very ____ consuming.
time
Recently spotted in the classified ads: "Wanted, full time ________. You know where to apply".
telepath
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