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Quote
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Answer
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Highsmith
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Hey, you shut your face! If we want to hear you talk, I will shove my arm up your )butt( and work your mouth like a ______!! You hear me?! You hear me?!
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Puppet
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Terry Hoitz
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Stop being so _______ happy about doing )crap( work, you moron.
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Overtly
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Terry Hoitz
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No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your )pee( hitting the urinal, it sounds ________. If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren't in my food chain, I'd go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tune, I'd swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking EAT you! And then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
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Feminine
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Allen Gamble
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Hey, Terry, I did it! I did my first ____ ___! That's a real thing, right?
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Desk Pop
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Terry Hoitz
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You can't keep me cooped up in here, ok!! I am a _______, you gotta let me fly!!
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Peacock
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Danson
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Aim for the ______.
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Bushes
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Narrator
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Cops still argue to this day why Danson and Highsmith jumped. Maybe it was just pride, having survived so many brushes with death. Maybe their egos pushed them off. I don't know, but that )crap( was _____.
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Crazy
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Allen Gamble
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I'll tell you what I did as a little kid. I went to school, I made my bed, and at age eleven I _______ my parents. And believe me, there were some discrepancies. And I was grounded.
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Audited
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Terry Hoitz
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Why don't you step back, man? You touch [Allen], I swear )------( I'm gonna beat the )crap( out of you with ______ ____!
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Allen's Head
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Allen Gamble
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Anybody see this? He's got a gun on me. I'm being kidnapped. Really, we're in a _____ _______ and no one is interested in this?
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Police Station
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Terry Hoitz
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Did you yell '_______' when you hit the accelerator?
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America
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-Allen Gamble -Terry Hoitz -Allen Gamble |
-You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do or say can be used... Um... What's the next part? -As a ________ _____. -As a ________ _____. ... Oh, you know what, that's *very* funny. |
Floatation Device
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-Terry Hoitz -Allen Gamble -Terry Hoitz |
-I mean, when you hear hooves, you think horses, not zebras. -What about donkeys? Or deer? They have hooves. What about bovine creatures? ... Were you just thinking to yourself '____ ____'? -Yeah... |
Fresh Start
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Terry Hoitz
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I don't remember a movie where Meg Ryan meets a guy with _____ ___ up his )butt(.
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Poison Ivy
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Hal
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________!!! You idiot!! You come to our house, you get my wife's name right!!
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Christinith
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Hal
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You get back here and you ____ ____ to my wife!!
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Make Love
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Allen Gamble
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[*singing*] I gave my love to Erin; she promised to be true; I went to war to come back and find five British soldiers; had their way with her; [*with chorus*] it was __________.
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Consensual
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Allen Gamble
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You learned to dance like that _____________?
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Sarcastically
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Captain Gene
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One more thing: do me a favor; don't go chasing _________.
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Waterfalls
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-Terry Hoitz -Don Beaman -Terry Hoitz |
-You listen to me, you Windsor knot-wearing monkey! You play squash with Ershon, right?! Your kids go to school with his?! How would you know if he's clean or not!?! -I will take a look at your evidence and I will take a second look at the finacials. -And when I come back and bust your )rear(, we're locking David Ershon in the _______ _______!!! |
Federal Reserve
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Allen Gamble
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Oh, look he's _____!
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Flying
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Allen Gamble
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Gator needs his ___, you punk-)butt( )TWIT(.
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Gat
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Terry Hoitz
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I'm talking about my life. The corner I run on 4th and 3rt Av., it hums. It's Terry's intersection. And the traffic guys, they're good guys. There's this one guy, Phillip, he can pee in the urinal from ___ ____. You got to see it, Allen, you got to!
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20 Feet
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Ershon
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I have a small apartment. No one knows about it. I use it mainly for my parents and ___________... not at the same tine, that would be wrong.
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Prostitutes
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Ershon
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You could let me go, and I'll give you 10 million dollars each, it's not a _____.
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Bribe
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Mama Ramos
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No more! He says things I can't say! It involves a mannequin hand, and an electric shaver... taped to a ____ ____!
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Golf Club
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Detective Martin
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Right now, the streets are a blood bath... and statistically speaking -there's about 30 kids in here- 10 of you are gonna be ____ before your next birthday.
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Dead
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Detective Fosse
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Got a couple of tips to help you guys stay out of jail. Number 1: try your hardest to not be _____ or Hispanic.
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Black
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Ershon
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We were going to do Chechen version of Dora the Explorer. It went ______ wrong.
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Terribly
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Ershon
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That's ____. ____'s worse than if it's sharp.
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Blunt
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