Seinfeld: Who said it? (Part 2)

Giddy up.

Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?

But I don't want to be a pirate!

That's right, Elaine. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally.

Oh, Noooo, I'm so sorry. It's the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS.

He stopped short? That's my move. I'm gonna kill him!

We don't know how long this will last. They're a very festive people.

I don't trust the guy. I think he regifted, then he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super bowl sex romp.

Here's to feeling good all the time.

The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man with little girl legs.

STELLA! STELLA!

I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, bicyclist.

I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."

I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!

He took it out.

To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up.

It's like a sauna in here.

Worlds are colliding!

People don't turn down money! It's what separates us from the animals.

Right, Koko. That chimp’s alright! High-five.

The water that I had been swimming in was very cold. And, when I dropped the towel, there had been significant shrinkage...