Red Dwarf Characters by Quote

Name the character from Red Dwarf who said each quote.
Quiz by applescrumper
Last updated: November 20, 2016
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Everybody's dead, Dave.
You can't scare me, I'm a coward! I'm always scared!
Arnold Rimmer
No silicon heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
Ace Rimmer
Given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite: would you like a toasted teacake?
Talkie Toaster
Unlike you guys, my greatest accomplishment isn't a line on a loo wall somewhere marking my highest-ever pee.
Kristine Kochanski
Don't give me that Star Trek crap; it's too early in the morning.
Dave Lister
Red with apricot.... If I'd known I was going to get my leg crushed I'd've worn white!
The Cat
Level 71
Nov 20, 2016
We face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?