Who Wrote That? #37

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.

Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice; Take each man's censure, but reserve thy judgment.

UP at Lake Winna-Bango … the far northern shore …

When the shoe strings break

For some stories, it's easy. The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is 'Never break into someone else's house.' The moral of 'Snow White' is 'Never eat apples.' The moral of World War I is 'Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.'

It was the day my grandmother exploded.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Unwillingly Miranda wakes,

For a while, Los Angeles and New York City were like yin and yang. You would go to Los Angeles to wear colorful exercise gear and eat local organic and be on television, and you would go to New York to wear no colors at all, spend a lot of money on rent in order to be murdered, and eat more cream cheese than a bagel.