Some of these words are spelled so badly that I can't even tell what word is intended. Why would someone spell "gauge" as "gozh"? They don't even sound similar. It is more plausible that "gozh" is a misspelling of "gauche".
"consheensus" is a good one, but it could also be a number of words... I tried to spell "consensus" like 20 different ways before I realized it might be a different word. Then went for "conscious," "conscience", and "consciousness" before getting the answer
Some of us in the English speaking world appreciate the letter U