Spongebob Episode by Quote

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Episode

"Help... can't... open mayonnaise."

We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"

"But I can see it."

"There's a nasty barnacle under table nine."

"Aha, a confession. Next time think before you litter."

"On time percentage: 12%"

"Hey, the light changed"

"... this huge guy who's carrying the real competitor: Patrick Star!"

"Hey, I'm not your grandfather."

"What did you do to my drink?!"

"The squeaky bolt on this door was driving me crazy."

"What about root beer?"

"Hey, I'm gonna tie your shoes if you don't give that back."

"Dude, your teaching art at the Rec Center. Calm down."

"I'm not sure. I feel... a disturbance."

"Can we say plants from Texas are dumb?"

"I thought this was a restaurant not a gutter mouth convention."

"Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb.

"This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... advanced darkness."

"But don't genius live in a lamp?"

"You promised these children Krabby the Clown, but all I saw out there was... Cheapy the Cheapskate."

"Mr. Krabs, I want to go to bed!"

"Why? Why did you set me on fire, Spongebob?"

"Not until four."

"All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original."

"She doesn't like to talk about it."

"You almost tore a guys arm off for a penny."

"I defy you, Heartman"

"I burnt my hand... at night."

"Patrick, that's not a ride."

"Don't touch me, I sterile."

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"Squidward's last name is Tentacles?"

"Did you think my shell was full of hot air?"

"The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma."

"And the parrot is winning."

"I hate all of you."

"Where's the leak, ma'am?"

"Ha, great. Uhh, what do I win?"

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Episode

"Why is everything chrome?"

"I'm kind of in the mood for tacos."

"I'd hate you even if that made sense."

"This is definitely a snail."

"Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way or the easy way. Or the medium way."

"Why should I waste money lighting the whole store?"

"I am not Spongebob. Those are my street clothes."

"But the door is locked and the only other way out is through the... perfume department."

"I got it. Let's get naked."

" I already told you, that award is a bunch of... baloney."

"Why are we hanging around here watching a cheap imitation?"

"Well, I guess it's time to move again."

"Oh, there you are dummy. You sure come in handy."

"Not on your life, sport."

"Are you gonna order something or just make friends with the paneling?"

"Spongebob, are you trying to put me in the nuthouse?"

"I think she should get both."

"Can you move it along, I'm all out of time cards."

"Well, you're smelly."

"It's not my wallet."

"What's the matter, is he stupid?"

"What happens after we eat em?"

"Do I have to follow you all day?"

"I surrender!"

"So, this is what it feels like... the big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny!"

"It tastes just like I dreamt it would."

"May I take your hat, sir. May I take your hat, sir. May I..."

"C'mon, Spongebob, tackle me."

"He only liked me for my shorts!"

"How tough am I? How tough am I? I had a bowl of nails for breakfast."

"I'll give him eleven minutes."

"Who you calling Pinhead?"

"Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate! Squidward has been living at my house driving me crazy! And you're not gonna hire him back just because of a stupid dime!"

"Spongeboy, me bob!"

"Just like a genie!"

"I'd like to call this little number 'Striped Sweater'."

"Twins."

"Oh, let me try: Uh, hey punk."

"That's disgusting. We just want the hat back."

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Episode

"I didn't need to see that."

"Who are you people?!"

"You said you were Spongebob, Spongebob."

"I overdid the speech again, didn't I?"

"I hate this channel."

"He likes chili."

"Thanks, Farmer Brown."

"Sideburns."

"Come on! You know... I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me...wumbo? Wumbo, wumboing, we'll have the wumbo, Wumborama... Wumbology, the study of wumbo? It's first grade, SpongeBob!"

"No, but I'm married."

"Guys, the talking dog at the Shell Shack is singing! C'mon."

"Why haven't I worn this yet?"

"Is it already time to ruin Squid's day?"

"Or worse, it might eat Sandy's pets."

"You really haven't got any brains at all, have ye, son?

"It's not a boulder. It's a rock! A rock! A rock! It's a big beautiful, old rock."

"Remember: Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli."

"How many times have we got to teach you this lesson, old man?"

"Hey, I doubt it."

"So, you kill him. He makes you a sweater out of tears, and you kill him."

"Oh, puh-lease. I have no soul."

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar."

"Hey everybody! It's Leif Ericcson Day! Hinga-dinga-durgin!"

"Your a mystery, Spongebob."

"Mediocre?"

"Guess who just quit."

"Squidward, you and your nose definitely won't fit in."

"Firmly grasp it!"

"Hello, pole."

"I'm every bit as cool as Larry and if I'm not then let me be struck by... a flying ice cream truck. And live!"

"And now with the addition of two, count 'em, two marshmallows."

"Not at all, boy. DEUUEAUGH!"

"I soiled the good Krusty Krab name! Soiled it! Soiled it!"

"Squid's got genes! Squid's got genes!"

"I will destroy the Krusty Krab."

"I NEED IT!"

"Oh, gee, SpongeBob, that's a great idea. And maybe I should cook the patties and do the dishes and wear square pants and live in a pineapple while you wait in the unemployment line!"

"You!"

"Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells smelly."