The Vampire Diaries - who said it - season 1

I was a little too distracted by my dead vampire wife to ask any questions.

I'm not gonna be one of those pathetic girls whose world stops just because of some guy.

If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it

I touched Stefan and I got a really bad feeling.

As long as you have a Salvatore on each arm, you're doomed.

Art implies culture and culture implies... not you.

I'm not gonna hurt you, unless you try that again.

I was right about Mystic Falls. There's evil here. I can feel it... everywhere.

If you're just gonna mock me, can you just move along?

Don't you get it? I'm better off without you.

Let's summon some spirits. This Emily chick has some serious explaining to do.

I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead.

Trust is earned. I can't just magically hand it over.

I don't want to survive... after what I've done, I just want it to be over.

I was feeling epic

Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try.

You look like a full-grown, alpha male douchebag.

I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.

If Damon spills one drop of human blood, I'll take him down.

Why does everyone have to die on me?

You just pointed out that I have no self-control. Clever strategy.

We met and we talked and it was epic. But the sun came up and reality set in.

The more you try to hide whatever it is you're hiding, the more determined she's gonna be to figure it out.

I've sworn off men forever, but it doesn't mean I can't observe them from a safe distance.

I got the other brother. Hope you don't mind.

I'm not sad. I'm frickin hungry!

She needs someone nice like him, as opposed to a homicidal vampire like Damon.

You'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex, she'll be yours forever.

Football is a contact sport. Sometimes, people get hurt.

I have a few new toys and I won't hesitate to rip your little head off.

Am I? Cause it seems like I'm standing here waiting for you to man up.

I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't Roofy me.

What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?