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The Onion's Countries by Description

Can you guess these random countries based on their descriptions in The Onion's satirical atlas, Our Dumb World?
These are satirical writings of The Onion and in no way represent my actual beliefs about these countries.
Some of these descriptions may not make sense outside the context of the book; feel free to leave a comment and inquire about anything that confused you!
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Last updated: September 8, 2020
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Description
Country
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Iran
Ancestral Home Of The Goons
Bulgaria
The Baltic Drainage Region
Latvia
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold On Whiskey
Ireland
South Africa's South Africa
Lesotho
These A**holes Don't Belong In An Atlas
San Marino
An Island Unto Itself
Vanuatu
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Mali
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Dominican Republic
On Loan From The U.S.
Kuwait
Description
Country
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Tanzania
Right On The Equatorish
Equatorial Guinea
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Antigua and Barbuda
Where The Streets Are Paved With Skulls
Cambodia
Where The Reading Rainbow Ends
Burkina Faso
Badly In Need of A Savior
El Salvador
Come On In-- The Water's Fine!
Gambia
Definitely Possibly A Country
Seychelles
Unstable At Last
Ivory Coast
No Child Left Alive
Uganda
2 Comments
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Level 61
Sep 8, 2020
Congo doesn't work for the Republic of Congo.
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Level 58
Sep 8, 2020
Fixed!