A little surprised that Moss is the least guessed answer. I'm also not sure what the nightshade question is about, but I suspect it's something to do with his odd diet. :-)
I'm glad you asked. There's a very natural metric in which Brady just isn't quite up to snuff:
SBWRAIUSD&RD"TANHWF" (Super Bowl Wins at Retirement Adjusted for Inflation with respect to the US Dollar and Rounded Down because "There Ain't No Half Wins in Football")
I don't think this is the kind of thing you can call a "fact." It is a fact that Atlanta is the capital of Georgia. It is a fact that Tom Brady won seven Super Bowls. But "the greatest" is not a fact, but a matter of opinion, even if it is a widely-shared and easily-defended opinion.
Of course not. Football's a game of longevity - I'd be hard pressed to imagine anyone, no matter how great a 7-season stretch they might have, being considered "greatest of all time" at any position they only played for 7 years.
I got four right! Which is better than I expected. It's good to check in on sports-themed quizzes once a year or so to confirm that I still know nothing about sports.
SBWRAIUSD&RD"TANHWF" (Super Bowl Wins at Retirement Adjusted for Inflation with respect to the US Dollar and Rounded Down because "There Ain't No Half Wins in Football")
Bart Starr - 13
Terry Bradshaw - 11
Roger Staubach - 7
Joe Montana - 7
Tom Brady - 7
Completion percentage (Deshaun Watson, or Brees if you only count retired players: Brady is 20th
Passing yards per attempt (Otto Graham): Brady is 33rd
Interception percentage (Rodgers, or Kaepernick if you only count retired players): Brady is 6th
TD percentage: (Sid Luckman): Brady is 25th
TD/Int ratio (Rodgers): Brady is 1st among retired players
4 stars nonetheless