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Answers are Countries Jokes

Can you name the country that goes in the blank of these jokes?
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Last updated: January 12, 2020
First submittedJanuary 11, 2020
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Joke
Country
I didn't like the Middle East, so ____
Iran
French fries aren't cooked in France, they're cooked in ____
Greece
____ had the fastest growing population, it's Dublin every day.
Ireland
Someone tells me I teleported to the Middle East, so I pinched myself to find out if it ____
Israel
During the Irish Potato Famine, everyone was ____
Hungary
Thanksgiving actually originated in ____
Turkey
I ____ed my ankle when I went to Europe
Spain
People think Antarctica is cold, but it's more ____ in South America
Chile
The southern part of Africa has the most robots because it's where all the ____ get in
Botswana
What are you ____say about this Asian country?
China
Scissors are a ____ for paper
Qatar
I've never ____ West Africa before
Benin
Most African countries like their food ____
Togo
____ take me to East Africa?
Kenya
I am ____ go to West Africa
Ghana
Always ____ that you are in the right European country
Czechia
There is ____ that this European country is so great
Norway
Always take ____ when you want to use the stove
Japan
Why is everyone going so fast and ____ around?
Russian
I ____ I can fly!
Belize
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Level 82
Jan 11, 2020
Ha, love it! Could use a little more time perhaps... or maybe I'm just slow to get the jokes :)
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Level 67
Jan 11, 2020
Good idea, some of these jokes can be hard.
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Level 50
Jan 12, 2020
Great quiz! (it says Aftica instead of Africa though?)
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Level 67
Jan 12, 2020
Thanks Nilles!
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Level 55
Sep 18, 2021
I love this, underrated! Can you accept Japan for the french fries one and you can change the _____ia to _____ now, the JetPunk name was changed for to that!
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Level 55
Sep 19, 2021
Also — do you plan to make a sequel or do I have permission to make one (with due credit)?
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Level 67
Sep 19, 2021
Nope, you can do anything you want. You don't have to credit me since it's not an obscure idea, but thanks for asking.
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Level 55
Sep 20, 2021
I’ll credit you since it was inspired by you, I didn’t think about it by myself.
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Level 55
Sep 23, 2021
Here it is. Would you mind mentioning it in the caveats?

https://www.jetpunk.com/user-quizzes/1306568/answers-are-countries-jokes-2

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Level 59
Aug 25, 2022
Terrible - and therefore excellent.