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"That is so fetch!" "Gretchen, stop trying to make 'fetch' happen. It's not going to happen."
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That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
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Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That's just, like, the rules of feminism.
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I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see?
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It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
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Can I get you guys anything? A snack? A condom? Let me know!
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Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!
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On Wednesdays we wear pink.
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"She just moved here all the way from Africa." "Welcome!" "I'm from Michigan."
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"Nice wig Janis. What's it made of?" "Your mom's chest hair!"
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Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position...
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She asked me how to spell orange.
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I hear she does car commercials ... in Japan.
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So you're from Africaaa... Why are you white?
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Oh my God! Danny De Vito! I love your work!
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Get in, loser, we're going shopping.
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One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome.
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"What are you?" "I'm a mouse, duh."
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Vintage! So adorable! That is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen.
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Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.
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I wish that I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles
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She doesn't even go here!
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You go, Glenn Coco
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I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular.
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She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.
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I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.
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"Oh, Regina gave me some perfume." "You smell like a baby prostitute."
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I don't hate you 'cause you're fat. You're fat 'cause I hate you!
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