Countries according to John Oliver

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Currently Russia's fastest-growing import

It has one thing in common with Budweiser - historically, Germans refuse to acknowledge that it's even there.

The country named after the fourth-best sandwich and the third-best burger

Alphabetically speaking, the world's foremost Korea

What happens when you leave Liechtenstein out in the sun too long

What would happen if a suicide note was a country

Home to the world's least-fun Castro district

The country with the second-most valuable Amazon on Earth

Where the national dance is collapsing from altitude sickness

Despite appearances to the contrary, the cathedrals are not edible

As ISIS calls it, "Next"

The world's Rorschach test

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The land of the free, home of the brave, inventor of Chinese food

It's basically five hockey rinks surrounded by bears

Australia's Australia

Europe's America

Europe's Boston

As we once called it, "Britain's spice rack"

A country of, and in, ruins

Not just the country where Russell Crowe lives, but very much the Russell Crowe of countries

Home to 26 million people and 27 million American drones

The fantasy home for every little girl who's young enough to love castles, but not quite old enough to be aware of neo-fascist political parties

The only place you can get a truly authentic Volcano Quesarito