Fill-in-the-Blank Steamed Hams

Oh egads! Part of the quotes from Steamed Hams are gone! Quick! Type the missing words!
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Last updated: May 15, 2018
First submittedFebruary 8, 2018
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Answer
Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome!
I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
My roast is ruined!
But what if, I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
Delightfully devilish Seymour!
Superintendent Chalmers, I’m just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric excersise!
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
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That’s not smoke, it’s steam, from the steamed clams we’re having.
I hope your prepared for mouthwatering hamburgers!
Oh, no, I said steamed hams!
It’s a regional dialect.
Not Utica, no, it’s an Albany expression.
Good lord what is going in there?!
No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights.
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Level 45
Mar 5, 2018
Wonderful
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Level 55
Mar 5, 2018
Not exactly a quiz I’m proud of. I’ll take the compliment anyways.
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Level 55
Feb 19, 2021
Came back two years later to say that I am, in fact, proud of this quiz that I made. I will take your compliment with pride.