Weird Al remarked in an interview, "I always thought the lyrics sounded like unintelligible nonsense which was the inspiration for the parody I did. Then I found out that what the lyrics actually were was, 'a mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido'..... and then the song made perfect sense!"
Hehe, I remember getting into an argument with a friend of mine from Seattle who insisted that the chorus was actually an interconnected and progressive series of images that led you along the true meaning of the song. I can't remember his explanation well, but somehow he met the girl in the first verse over a mulatto, and then she became an albino when the lights went out (and was therefore less dangerous). The mosquito had something to do with the being worst at what he does best (and feels blessed for the mosquito bite?) and libido was clearly with the 'found it hard' in the last verse.
See--this is why Marijuana was legalized in Washington. All of Puget Sound was already high.
Full Disclosure: I used to live in Eastern Washington, and love the state. Quizmaster--I've heard you're from the Seattle area... Please don't block me...
Personally, this is the type of song that I enjoy making up lyrics to. The first type I heard it, it sounded like he was singing "Rock is stupid... and POTATOES!" in the chorus line over and over, so I stuck with that.
I always though it was "with the lights out, it feels dangerous," but it looks like I was wrong. Also, you left out the last lyrics where Kurt screams "A denial!" over and over again...or was it "bloody nylon?" Oh well, fun quiz!
See--this is why Marijuana was legalized in Washington. All of Puget Sound was already high.
You're both right.
Huh? Was that guy confusing a mulatto with a latte?