Corny Jokes

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Joke	Answer
What do prisoners use to talk to one another?	cell phones
Where do you learn to make ice cream?	sundae School
What do you call a pig that does karate?	a pork chop
Why did the bike fall over?	It was too tired
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?	he had a hole in one
What kind of shoes do robbers wear?	sneakers
Why are there gates around cemetaries?	people are dying to get in
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?	it's pointless
What kind of music do mummies listen to?	wrap music
How do bees get ready in the morning?	honeycombs
What do you call a cow with no legs?	ground beef
What do cows read?	cattle-logs
Why did the photo go to jail?	it was framed
When is a door not a door?	when it's ajar
Why shouldn't you buy velcro?	its a rip-off

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