Corny Jokes

Do you know the answer to these corny jokes?
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Last updated: February 5, 2020
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What do prisoners use to talk to one another?
cell phones
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
sundae School
What do you call a pig that does karate?
a pork chop
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
he had a hole in one
What kind of shoes do robbers wear?
sneakers
Why are there gates around cemetaries?
people are dying to get in
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
it's pointless
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
wrap music
How do bees get ready in the morning?
honeycombs
What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
What do cows read?
cattle-logs
Why did the photo go to jail?
it was framed
When is a door not a door?
when it's ajar
Why shouldn't you buy velcro?
its a rip-off
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