Statistics for Corny Jokes

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Joke	Answer	% Correct
What do prisoners use to talk to one another?	cell phones	74%
What do you call a pig that does karate?	a pork chop	47%
What kind of shoes do robbers wear?	sneakers	47%
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?	it's pointless	26%
When is a door not a door?	when it's ajar	26%
What do you call a cow with no legs?	ground beef	21%
What kind of music do mummies listen to?	wrap music	21%
Why did the bike fall over?	It was too tired	16%
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?	he had a hole in one	11%
Why are there gates around cemetaries?	people are dying to get in	11%
Where do you learn to make ice cream?	sundae School	11%
What do cows read?	cattle-logs	5%
How do bees get ready in the morning?	honeycombs	5%
Why shouldn't you buy velcro?	its a rip-off	5%
Why did the photo go to jail?	it was framed	5%