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Destroy the Tree Doppelgängers
It’s your job to stop evil trees posing as people! How? Well, tree doppelgängers are very proud of their tree type and sneak it into conversation. For instance, “I can do a math sum, actually” has SUMAC hidden in there! Keep an eye out!
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Last updated: August 9, 2024
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| First submitted | August 9, 2024 |
| Times taken | 52 |
| Average score | 15.0% | Report this quiz | Report |
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1. Hello border guard. I remembered to… PIN Every piece of ID to my passport. Wink.
Pine Tree.
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
2. Hello border guard. I am but a poor Liechtensteiner. Let me in and I will owe you, ok?
Willow tree.
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
3. Hello fellow human being. I have human business related to individual and plethora badminton nets.
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
4. Pleasant day, sir. I am but a humble holidayer looking to use water slides in humid auric summers.
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
5. Hello Mr. Border Guard man. I will let my map lead me to adventure! Tally ho and forth!
Maple tree.
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
6. Hyello. I am here to vizit this byeautiful hyuman nation and eat corn.
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
7. Drats! My ID photo is so akilter! I promise my photo is not indicative of me being a plant!
Oak Tree
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
8. I’m here for some bees! I’m a bee buyer. I’m a bee checker. I’m a bee importer! I’m into bees!!!
Beech Tree
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
9. Greeting human. I am Douglas Firtree. I am not a tree posing as a human.
Douglas Fir Tree.
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
10. I do not want to turn all humans into compost. Please allow me to saunter into your habitable area.
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
11. Ahem. Lock the doors after me. That man behind me is actually a tree.
Hemlock tree.
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
12. Let me into your country. I am a super poplar instagrammer and I will make your nation so much better.
Poplar tree
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
13. I will immigrate, and I will play the bongos and I go until the sun goes down! Bongo here and bongo over there!
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
14. Hello sir. I have a dental conference. It will last three days and sixteen point eight hours.
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
15. I’m here to sell military fatigues! Flirty khaki pants, gutsy camo regalia, sneaky green hats. I got it all!
Sycamore tree.
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
16. I am here for basket weaving classes. I would like to weave nimble, graspable baskets.
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
17. I’m here to study pre-modern feminism. And don’t call me a chick or you’ll be cancelled like it’s 1952.
Hickory Tree
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
18. I’m Guy LaVelocité, stock car legend. I raced around Europe and now I’m here to leave you in the dust!
Cedar Tree
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
19. I am Gassy Gaston, investigative journalist, with full permission to interview your minister of agriculture over the irradiated bovine hoof spur incidents. Let me through, for goodness sake.
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
20. Bongiorno, border gentleman! Please allow me entrance such that I may entertain a hippopotamus conga line.
Everything seems in order.
Exterminate the tree!
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Loved the way these people (and the treees) talk.
But gosh amn’t I a bad border guard! I’ve only 3 in 5 of every immigrant is correctly declared! How many trees have I let in; how many people did I herbicide? If I were not myself I’d call for litigation under mans-laughter; negligenct or careless variation; thankfully in this I should have immunity as an official border gaurd; either why I resign from my post; and most of it was guesswork anyway.