Guinea Pigs... or Pigs from Guinea?

There are millions of guinea pigs in the US. Guinea claims to only have 130,000 pigs in its agricultural centre.

More than 72% of Russia's population identifies as "Ethnic Russian". There is no evidence that there are more than 100 million cocktails of any type in the world, especially ones with a limited shelf-life because they are made of milk milk.

Bailey's alone sold 81 million litres of its Irish Cream product in 2021. Ireland exported just 20 tonnes of cream, which is about 100,000 litres.

Allegedly, Hong Kong consumed a LOT of French toast in 2019 at 320 million servings. France, however, eats a lot of bread, possibly as high as 10 billion loaves of baguette and sliced. Surely more toast exists in France on average than French toast in the world.

"Canadian bacon" is a specific type of bacon that is not nearly as popular as typical bacon. Canada is the tenth biggest pork producer and manufactures significantly more typical bacon than Canadian bacon. There is only one mediocre film from 1995 called "Canadian Bacon".

People just don't tend sheep as commonly as they once did. Demetri Marten did this as a joke once.

Manila does not have enough mail to compete with the ubiquity of yellow mailers.

There are not 3.8 million Berliner donuts at any given time, but there are that many Berliner people.

An NFL team can only roster 53 players. Even if all Patriot players to ever play were considered, New England's population of 15 million would surely have more people who love their country.

Surprisingly, the math works out in the food's favour. Americans alone eat 50 billion burgers per year, which equals 2.8 million per half hour. Hamburg's population is only 2.7 million. Assuming Americans take about half an hour to consume a burger once it's a burger, burgers win out with ONLY the American population. Yikes.

Troy does not exist anymore, and the famous Trojan Horse is surely no more. There are many Trojan Horse viruses out there, though, so be careful.

There are probably only a few hundred typewriters left in Chicago. Tommy Guns, however, had millions produced and are collected by enthusiasts. It is therefore very likely that there are many more Chicago Typewriters than Chicago typewriters. I don't have numbers on this, so prove me wrong if you doubt my logic.

In 2016 and 2017, China grew about 30 million tonnes of Fuji apples. Aomori only grew 500,000 tonnes.

Swiss miss is a singular noun, so it refers to one Swiss maiden. The number of cups of made hot chocolate is greater than one.

There are certainly more horns in France than French horns in the world; there are 35 million cars in France, almost all of which have a horn.