Matt Watson Lyrics - No Nut November

Can you remember all of the lyrics to Matt Watson's 2019 hit 'No Nut November'?

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Performer	Lyrics
Matt Watson	Me
	and
	my
	best
	friends,
	we
	love
	j***ing
	off
	But
	it's
	November,
	so
	we
	have
	to
	stop
	Me
	and
	my
	good
	pals
	love
	a
	good
	b***
	But
	it's
	November,
	so
	we
	cannot
	n**
	No
	m**********,
	no
	f**********,
	e**********
	No
	p*******
	playin',
	no
	s****
	sprayin'
	for
	thirty
	days
	No
	Nut
	November,
	can't
	b***
	'til
	December
	Can't
	spank
	my
	turkey,
	can't
	do
	no
	j******
	No
	b*******
	or
	s******
	Can't
	use
	no
	Jergens
	Can't
	go
	rewardin'
	my
	burden
	of
	yearnin'
	Can't
	go
	returning
	to
	November
	1st
	December
	is
	lurkin'
	My
	hands
	are
	tied
	to
	the
	oath
	I
	gotta
	keep
	puttin'
	work
	in
	My
	mind
	is
	clear
	like
	a
	crystal
	Yo
	Freddie,
	bring

Performer	Lyrics
	in
	the
	chorus
	What's
	up
Freddie Dredd	F***
	my
	d***,
	I'ma
	chop
	it
	off
	I
	ain't
	c******
	no
	poots,
	f***
	the
	cops
	I
	don't
	care
	what
	they
	say,
	my
	c**
	will
	always
	stay
	In
	my
	big
	fat
	b****,
	they
	ain't
	small
	I
	would
	love
	to
	c**
	on
	them
	all
	But
	I
	can't
	it's
	a
	chant
	to
	the
	silly
	old
	God
	Make
	me
	c**
	when
	he
	comes
	When
	the
	time
	is
	right
	Won't
	put
	up
	a
	fight
	Let
	my
	n******
	hang
	My
	balls
	are
	in
	pain,
	my
	girl
	too
	hot
	Wish
	i
	could
	f***
	a
	lot,
	but
	I
	can't
	It's
	a
	curse
	Put
	my
	c**
	in
	a
	hearse
	Wait
	'til
	the
	f***ing

Performer	Lyrics
	first
	Tsunami
	from
	my
	body
	B****,
	I
	can't
	wait
	'til
	I
	m*********
	It's
	my
	only
	fate
Kill Bill: The Rapper	H**,
	I
	ain't
	spankin'
	no
	monkey
	H**,
	I
	ain't
	chokin'
	no
	chicken
	H**,
	I
	won't
	tickle
	the
	pickle
	I
	will
	not
	blow
	no
	emissions
	I'm
	on
	the
	holiest
	mission
	I'm
	with
	my
	bros
	all
	November
	On
	God,
	I
	won't
	b***
	another
	l***
	'til
	December
	Cold
	all
	Winter,
	Throw
	away
	your
	lubrication
	Spread
	the
	word
	of
	No
	Nut
	November
	through
	the
	nation
	I
	ain't
	touchin'
	my
	p****,
	I
	am
	not
	grabbin'
	myself
	On
	the
	set,
	I'm
	'bout
	to
	cop
	myself
	a
	chastity
	belt,
	yeah,
	b****
Carson Tucker	Rollin'
	through
	the
	cut
	Trying
	not
	to
	b***,
	feel

Performer	Lyrics
	it
	in
	my
	gut
	All
	of
	my
	c**,
	has
	somewhat
	turned
	to
	dust
	Take
	me
	back
	to
	September,
	'cause
	it's
	No
	Nut
	November
	Popped
	off
	like
	the
	toss
	of
	a
	can
	of
	Dr.
	Pepper
	in
	my
	sheets
	I
	didn't
	mean,
	to
	stimulate
	it
	My
	c****
	dream
	seems
	so
	illustrative
	when
	I
	sleep
	This
	don't
	even
	count,
	didn't
	mean
	to
	s****
	Never
	b***
	my
	m***
	Had
	to
	wash
	my
	sheets
	'cause
	I
	tossed
	all
	of
	my
	s****
Matt Watson	Me
	and
	my
	best
	friends,
	we
	love
	j******
	off
	But
	it's
	November,
	so
	we
	have
	to
	stop
	Me
	and
	my
	good
	pals,
	love
	a
	good
	b***
	But
	it's
	November,
	so
	we
	cannot
	n**

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