#1
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Novelettes
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1989
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Clearance to Land
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1993
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The Girl in Booth Nine
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1994
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Messenger
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1995
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The Good, the Bad, and the Danged
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1995
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Baby Girl Diamond
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1996
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Marvel: Connect the Dots
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1996
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Locusts
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1997
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Spider-Man: The Stalking of John Doe
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2000
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The Juggler
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2000
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Woo-Woo Vengeance
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2000
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The Guy Who Could Make These, Like, Really Amazing Armpit Noises, and Why He Was Contemplating Hippopotami at the Top of Mount Everest
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2003
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Of a Sweet Slow Dance in the Wake of Temporary Dogs
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2009
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Among the Tchi
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2010
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Pieces of Ethan
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2011
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Cherub
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2012
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Our Human
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2015
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Tasha's Fail-Safe
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2018
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The Last to Matter
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2019
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Sand Castles
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2020
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The Author's Wife vs. the Giant Robot
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2021
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Rotten Little Town: An Oral History (Abridged)
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2021
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And Now, a Preview of Coming Attractions
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2021
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A Tableau of Things That Are
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2022
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My Future Self, Refused
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#2
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Short Stories
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1990
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Confusing Sequel to a Story You Haven't Read
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1990
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The Batman and Robin Murder Mystery - Solved!
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1992
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Synchronicity
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1992
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The Last Robot
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1993
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The Pussy Expert
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1993
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Metastasis
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1993
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Playing with Dogs
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1993
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The House of Nails
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1993
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The Telltale Head
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1993
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Scars: A Romance in Seven Acts
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1993
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Close
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1994
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Just a Couple of Sentients Sitting Around Talking
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1994
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Death Rents a Video
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1994
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Jesus Used a Paper Cup
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1994
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Razorface Did That!
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1994
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The Slow Hit
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1995
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Just a Couple of Extinct Aliens Riding Around in a Limo
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1995
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Just a Couple of Rogues Playing 'Name That Tune'
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1995
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Crucifixion
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1995
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Ragz
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1995
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The Hand Inside
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1995
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Ego to Go
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1995
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Cerile and the Journeyer
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1995
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Vend-a-Witch
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1996
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Just a Couple of Pastrami Sandwiches in a Living Room the Size of Infinity
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1996
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Magic: The Gathering - The Face of the Enemy
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1996
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Curse of the Phlegmpire
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1996
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Family Album
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1996
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Masterpiece
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1996
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The Way Things Ought to Be
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1996
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Neither Rain Nor Sleet
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1997
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Just a Couple of Highly Experimental Weapons Tucked Away Behind the Toilet Paper
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1997
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The Last Straw
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1997
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Crucifixion(2)
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1997
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What Happened Next
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1998
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Just a Couple of Freelance Strikebreakers
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1998
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Just a Couple of Subversive Alien Warmongers Floating All Alone in the Night
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1998
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Epilogue: Yes, We Did Say Chicks!
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1998
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Crisis on Ward H!
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1998
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Suds
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1998
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The Death of Love
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1998
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The Second Time Around
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1998
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The Well
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1998
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Vocabulary
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1998
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Windshield
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1999
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Field Trip
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1999
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Fuel
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2000
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Toy
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2000
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The Trouble with Eyeballs
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2000
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From Hell It Came
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2000
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Dead Like Me
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2000
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MS. Found Paper-Clipped to a Box of Jujubes
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2002
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Just a Couple of Ruthless Interstellar Assassins Discussing Real Estate Investments at a Twister Game the Size of a Planet
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2003
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The Adventure of the Garrulous Codger
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2004
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Fantasy Room
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2005
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Good for the Soul
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2006
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After the Protocols
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2008
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The Night of the Living POTUS
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2008
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After the Ice
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2010
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Arvies
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2010
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The Anteroom
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2011
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Her Husband's Hands
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2012
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During the Pause
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2012
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My Wife Hates Time Travel
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2013
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The Boy and the Box
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2014
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Another Friendly Day in the Antique Trade
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2014
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The Thing About Shapes to Come
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2014
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The Totals
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2014
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Hide and Shriek
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2014
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In the Temple of Celestial Pleasures
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2014
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The New Provisions
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2015
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Down Please: The Only Recorded Adventure of Lars Fouton, Captain's Lift Operator on the Starship Magnificent
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2015
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Evangelist
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2016
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The Old Horror Writer
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2016
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The Assassin's Secret
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2016
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Four Haunted Houses
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2016
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The Refrigerator in the Girlfriend
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2016
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Framing Mortensen
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2017
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The Whole Crew Hates Me
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2017
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Death Every Seventy-Two Minutes
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2017
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Shakesville
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2017
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Unfamiliar Gods
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2017
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Q & A
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2017
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James, in the Golden Sunlight of the Hereafter
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2017
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The Narrow Escape of Zipper-Girl
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2017
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A Touch of Heart
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2017
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What I Told My Little Girl About the Aliens Preparing to Grind Us Into Hamburgers
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2017
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The Mouth of the Oyster
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2018
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The Streets of Babel
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2018
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A Place Without Portals
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2018
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Pitcher Plant
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2018
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Red Rain
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2018
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Greetings, Humanity! Welcome to Your Choice of Species!
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2018
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The Unnecessary Parts of the Story
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2018
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The Ten Things She Said While Dying: An Annotation
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2019
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The Hour In Between
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2019
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Survey
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2019
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Example
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2019
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The Minor Superhero, at Home After His Series Ends
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2019
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On an Old Man's Contemplation of an Archway Sealed with Stones
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2019
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Genesis for Dyslexics
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2019
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Sacrid's Pod
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2019
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Dollhouse
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2019
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Eros Pratfalled, Or, Adrift in the Cosmos with Lasagna and Mary Steenburgen
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2020
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Fortune's Final Hand
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2020
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Today's Question of the Day in Waverly, Ohio
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2020
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Many Happy Returns
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2020
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Decorating with Luke
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2020
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The Time Traveler's Advice to the Lovelorn
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2020
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The End of the World Measured in Values of N
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2020
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The Monkey Trap
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2020
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The Wallpaper Out of Space
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2021
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Answering the Questions You Might Have About the Kharbat
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2021
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The Last Science Fiction Story
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2021
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Judi
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2021
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Glimpses in Amber
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2021
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Ten Scenes from a Typical Day in the Life of the All-Powerful Despot
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2021
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Fairy Tale
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2022
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Orientation
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2022
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The Last Act at the Time Cabaret
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2022
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Cards on the Table
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2022
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The Arm Ouroboros
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2022
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One Wild Night
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2022
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The Conflagration at the Museum of You
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2023
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The Day the Earthman Didn't Show
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2023
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An Inconvenient Man
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2023
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Spaceman Jones
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2023
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Five Things That Go Through Your Mind After the Masked Killer Decapitates You with an Axe Your Still-Living Head Has a Few Seconds of Consciousness Left to Gaze at Your Twitching Body
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