Blackadder Quotes

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Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this ___ if we can't replace this dictionary

They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this ____ __ into your head

I have a ____ plan

I think the phrase rhymes with ____ __

I think I'll write my tombstone - 'Here lies Edmund Blackadder, and he's ___ ____

We're in the stickiest situation since ___ __ ___ ___ got stuck on a sticky bun

Millions have died, but our troops have advanced no further than an asthmatic ant with some ___ ____

Oh We've survived it, The Great War, From 1914 to __

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Yes. To you, Baldrick, the ______ was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?

For me, socks are a lot like __: tonnes of it about, and I never seem to get any

It's the most pointless book since "How to Learn French"... was translated into ___

Right, now here's the plan. When he offers me the swords... I kick him in the nuts and you set fire to the building. In the confusion, we claim a __

If we should step on a __ sir, what should we do? Well the normal procedure is to leap 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a large area.

Baldrick, the slug is dead. If it failed to cling on to life, I see no reason why it should wish to cling on to your ___ __

Ha ha ha! You English and your sense of humour! How lucky you English are to find the ___ so amusing! For us, it is a mundane and functional item...for you, the basis of an entire culture