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Countries With the Hottest Women

This quiz is completely and totally objective in every way. I mean objectifying.
Does not include countries with fewer than 500,000 people.
Quiz by kalbahamut
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Last updated: October 4, 2018
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First submittedNovember 28, 2016
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Rank
Answer
1
Russia
2
Venezuela
3
Czech Republic
4
Ukraine
5
Iran
6
Somalia
7
Colombia
8
Ethiopia
9
Brazil
10
Romania
11
Argentina
12
South Korea
13
Slovakia
14
Sudan
15
Vietnam
16
Poland
17
Hungary
18
Israel
19
The USA
20
Philippines
Rank
Answer
21
Armenia
22
Denmark
23
Lebanon
24
The Netherlands
25
Bulgaria
26
Thailand
27
Syria
28
Algeria
29
Taiwan
30
Sweden
31
Germany
32
Tunisia
33
Cuba
34
Switzerland
35
Morocco
36
Spain
37
Italy
38
Belarus
39
Norway
40
Suriname
Rank
Answer
41
Singapore
42
Saudi Arabia
43
Japan
44
Pakistan
45
Dominican Republic
46
Uruguay
47
France
48
Canada
49
Peru
50
Portugal
51
Greece
52
Turkey
53
Bangladesh
54
Ghana
55
Sri Lanka
56
Australia
57
Mexico
58
Malaysia
59
Lithuania
60
Moldova
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Level 84
Nov 28, 2016
Don't take this one too seriously. This is probably the stupidest quiz I've ever made and that's saying something. Just some dumb fun. This is based on my subjective opinion and my extensive travels and experiences around the world but obviously it's not perfect or consistent or complete, and in all honesty I believe there are beautiful women everywhere.

All that being said, spirited and irreverent discussion is welcome. Trolling and lectures about how immature I am are less welcome, but, hey, if you got a problem with me and want to point out what a disgusting ignorant pig I am, this is your chance.

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Level 53
Nov 29, 2016
Er..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

There are no words. (except those ones).

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Level 84
Nov 29, 2016
The "er" and the series of dots? Or the words that I typed myself?
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Level 84
Oct 4, 2018
I just updated this. I moved the USA down in the rankings. I made a couple of other minor changes. The only countries I swapped was I took El Salvador off (the least guessed and probably most dubious inclusion) and put Cuba on (previously the most regrettable omission).
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Level 48
May 20, 2022
Rather than your subjective opinion of which county has the hottest women and how they would rank there is an objective one.

Its slightly let down (in that the organisers can be political-giving awards to countries willing to pay to host the competitions). But by tallying winners, runners up and second runner ups in the Miss World and Miss Universe pageants you would have a somewhat objective measure of hottness.

I quit this quiz when India, Venezuela and the Dominican Republic didn't show as strongly as I expected.

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Level 84
May 20, 2022
That's not even close to an objective measure of hotness... many countries don't even compete in international beauty pageants. And even if they did, the preferences of the judges would still be subjective. Further, these pageants make the claim these days that the winners are not chosen based solely on how hot they are, but rather things like talent or personality et cetera. And finally, awards are given only to a single woman in each case; it's not every woman for each country that is competing. I've said numerous times that this quiz is based on the average girl you would find on the street in these countries, not a handful of exemplars like actresses or models.
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Level 84
May 20, 2022
and Venezuela is 2nd here... which is arguably much higher than they ought to be... but sorry if this weak finish (2nd overall) got your panties all twisted. Clearly you're very open-minded on the subject.
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Level 84
Nov 28, 2016
Also, at the risk of taking my own stupid quiz too seriously, this is based on averages. Not on a handful of exemplars. So... sure Aishwarya Rai and Freida Pinto might be more gorgeous than Shakira or Maria Sharapova... but... I'm thinking more about the average girl on the street in Delhi versus the average in Bogota or Moscow.
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Level 57
Jul 29, 2019
Sadly, it looks like you are taking it too seriously. 33 out of 43 comments are from yourself. You even "updated" your quiz once!
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Level 84
Jul 30, 2019
could be
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Level 72
Aug 24, 2020
Nice way to sum Kal up in a single comment, @Sulps! ;)
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Level 84
Jun 5, 2021
Pretty awesome when you can own someone for something that they themselves previously and readily acknowledged.
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Level 80
Nov 29, 2016
I suspect a trip to the clinic is due, sir.
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Level 84
Nov 29, 2016
I've been needing to see an orthopedist for months now.
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Level 80
Nov 29, 2016
No surprised you've put your back out, chap. Occupational hazard for any budding Casanova. Either way, was only joke sweet pea.
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Level 84
Nov 29, 2016
budding? I'm 37 years old. I think my bud bloomed a long time ago and at this point I'm starting to wilt a bit if anything.

and, I've always had issues with my back and joints. Curse afflicting many giants. But right now the main issue is my knees.

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Level 84
Nov 29, 2016
Also I made and published a fine and respectable quiz on the FDR presidency the same day as this one, but this has so far been taken twice as often.
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Level 60
Nov 29, 2016
Little wonder that you're the most subscribed to after QM!!
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Level 84
Nov 30, 2016
Hahaha... funny but true story: after I took that relessness quiz on the subject and realized that this was true. I went through my quizzes that I had started making and never published (mostly goofy stuff like this) to pick out one to finish that was especially dumb, just to reward my subscribers. You are welcome. :D
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Level 71
Dec 2, 2016
I know some incredibly sexy Cubans
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Level 84
Dec 2, 2016
I don't doubt that. It was the first country I mentioned above as ones I may have missed. I met several comely Cubans when I was in Florida, though I've never actually been to Cuba. And Cameron Diaz certainly wasn't bad looking in her younger days.
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Level 84
Oct 16, 2017
omg I saw BladeRunner 2049 and am in love with that Ana de Armas girl. She's Cuban. dios mio.

After some additional research I've decided Cuba may indeed be one of the most egregious omissions on the whole list.

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Level 84
Nov 4, 2022
She's become such a big star now... clearly I wasn't the only one that fell in love.
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Level 32
Dec 5, 2016
Keira Knightley

Jenna Coleman

Billie Piper

Rachel Riley

Una Foden

Molie King

Frankie Sandford

Perrie Edwards

Cheryl Cole

Emma Watson

Sienna Miller

Alice Eve

Kelly Brook

Kate Upton

Emilia Clarke

All from...

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Level 84
Dec 7, 2016
This is why I made the comment above about a few exemplars (best examples) not being what the quiz is based on. Same thing goes for the UK as for India. There are some examples of impossibly gorgeous women from there (Rai, Pinto, Padukone)... but... on average??

I think this is the major flaw with many similar lists. People only think of the small handful of beautiful actresses, models, or pop stars that they are aware of and assume they represent the entire country when usually they do not. The average girl from Sheffield does not look like Keira Knightley (whose gorgeous face barely manages to save her from mediocrity as she has the body of a man anyway).

Anyway, I did say the UK is one of the runners-up. Though, this is more for the fact that London and some other towns are so diverse. Not so much based on the indigenous folk.

Finally, Emma Watson is sooooo overrated. and Kate Upton is from Michigan. Very typical American girl.

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Level 60
Jun 5, 2021
My friend's mom's friend has dated 2 of the people on that list
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Level 84
Jun 5, 2021
I don't even know who some of the listed people are, but given those I do know, that seems like a reasonably noteworthy accomplishment.

I've been with well more than my share of women in my life, but I can't really say that I've dated or been with anyone famous. Probably the closest I've ever come to that was Donna (adult film star "Alexis Love").... she's kinda famous. I have twice ended up in relationships with women who were probably the most popular and sought-after females on some Internet forum that I frequented (once on the Burning Souls NIN forum; once on the LPSG); they were both famous on those forums, but not at all famous generally. I dated a legit Saudi princess for two years; but not a famous one (there's only one famous Saudi princess that I know of, and she was an AlSaud by marriage and is now married to an Emirati so no longer a Saudi princess).

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Level 84
Jun 5, 2021
Runner-up to Alexis Love would probably be this girl Robin who went by Bird online. She ran and was featured on her own lesbian/alt-porn site back in the 2000s; because to her Suicide Girls wasn't "alt" enough. But... I'm sure she's not even 1/10th as famous as Alexis. And I was going to say that Alexis is not even 1/100th as famous as Emma Watson but (and I have no idea if this is accurate or indicative) I just looked on Google trends and in a side-by-side comparison of searches done Alexis was 7% to Emma's 93% in California... (but 0% to 100% in Arkansas and several other states) Algerians apparently search for Alexis more than anyone else (or they search for Emma less than anyone else). There are 16 countries where she's more famous than in the USA. Fascinating.

I've also been with a handful of B or C list models and actresses in Russia, Albania, Romania, Ukraine and the Philippines. But nobody anyone has ever heard of. Only "famous" in their local community, if even that.

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Level 84
Jun 5, 2021
The above is just me musing out loud. I'm sure that at some point some insecure or angry snowflake is going to wander across these statements and interpret them as a brag. They're not. Does it do anything to defuse that assumption if I add that I haven't been on a single date since April of last year? I also think I'm probably currently the most unattractive I have ever been in my entire life. I could blame that on COVID but the truth is a combination of old age and the toll taken by 5+ years of uncured depression. Have not been making any effort at all lately.

Anyway kudos to your friend's mum's friend. And if you get a chance ask him if he's got numbers for Emilia, Kate, or Keira and if any of them have a soft spot for over-the-hill out-of-work sad sacks.

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Level 32
Dec 8, 2016
Are you gay or blind? Keira Knightley may not have the largest breasts, but it's her subtlety and beauty that makes her so nice. Everyone has their natural imperfections anyway, that's what makes them special. Compared to how utterly fake american women are, British women can be a lot better.

Secondly, to say Emma Watson is overrated is just plain wrong, are you telling me that she is not attractive? How is she overrated, go and look up some pictures and tell me that she's not as good as other women.

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Level 84
Dec 8, 2016
If I was gay then I'm sure I'd have no problem with either Keira's or Emma's bodies. They both look like boys. Especially Keira.
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Level 84
Dec 8, 2016
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VEGOpnHSFsI/UONk4hxeRcI/AAAAAAAAEKo/D27pHzO-JWM/s1600/Keira-Knightley-Hot-Bikini-02.jpg

She would make an absolutely lovely spotter at the gym. Just not that feminine IMO. I still think she's a beautiful woman.

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Level 51
Jan 30, 2020
Brutal
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Level 84
Dec 8, 2016
and how can you say Emma is not overrated? I hear people say, routinely, that she is the most beautiful woman in the world. Really? Really??? I mean, yeah, she's cute. She was cute when she was 10 playing Hermione. But take that candid shot of her in a black bikini on the beach, where she is about as hot as my 12 year old nephew, and stand that up next to any photo ever taken of... Aiswarya Rai, Veronika Zemanova, Jennifer Connelly, Maria Ozawa, Jessica Alba, Laetitia Casta, Angel Melaku, Eva Green, Freida Pinto, Emily Ratajkowski, Sophie Marceau, Adriana Lima, etc etc etc... even porn stars like Alexis Love, Lily Thai, Tiffany Thompson etc. And you can't possibly with a straight face say Emma is the MOST beautiful woman in the world. C'mon.

I like Sienna and Emilia of those you listed. I think Keira is one of the most gorgeous-looking transgender person I've ever seen. I'd also add Kates Moss and Beckinsale. But again this is about averages, so...

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Level 84
Dec 8, 2016
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Level 32
Dec 9, 2016
It is somewhat deranged that you think a ten year old is cute and yet Keira Knightley is transgender: it is extraordinarily chauvinist to believe that all women must have large breast and be perfectly slim in order to be attractive. I would, without a question of a doubt, put Keira Knigthley as the most beautiful person in the world, especially when most of the women you listed are American, and therefore about as genuine as Chinese Gucci. Those women would need a plasterer to apply their make-up and a chisel to remove it, whereas Keira Knightley can do it effortlessly, sans make-up entirely, and still look beautiful. What makes Keira Knightley so special is that she is completely natural (not even a gym-fanatic) and it is not as though any of the other women would look better unprepared and relaxing on the beach, And where is her penis, might I ask?

Surely the average in Britain can surpass the likes of Iran, Algeria and Somalia, where the women are all repressed by Islam anyway.

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Level 84
Dec 9, 2016
Hahahaha.. wow. Struck a nerve, I guess. Half of what you said makes no sense. The other half isn't true. The women I listed btw: Indian, Czech, American, Japanese/Canadian mix, Danish/French&Mexican-American mix, French, Ethiopian, French, Portuguese/Indian, Polish-American, French, Brazilian, Mexican, Hawaiian/Italian/Filipino, American.

Thanks for the spirited and unintentionally hilarious discussion. :) I got my money's worth.

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Level 84
Dec 9, 2016
Just to quickly sift through some of the other debris here:

In my comment about being overrated, you did realize I was talking about Emma (Watson) and not Keira, right? I don't think Keira is overrated. She's much more beautiful than Emma but I see Emma called the most beautiful woman in the world much more often. Thus, Emma is way overrated.

You don't think kids are cute?

I prefer natural and no-makeup look. I think I would have ranked Bulgaria higher but so many of the women there have lip injections and wear way too much makeup. Common problem in the Balkans. I don't think you've ever been to the US before.

Who said anything about "large" breasts and "perfect" slimness? Keira is skinny af. I just think her body looks like a man's. I loved Little Lupe before she got hideous breast implants. She was petite and tiny. But feminine. I love Alexis Love so much I arranged to meet her before. She's skinny. I like Kate Upton and Monica Belluci. They're not.

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Level 84
Dec 9, 2016
Re: Somalia, Algeria, and Iran. Have you ever even seen women from these places? They are, even the average girl from the villages, just flat out stunning. You think an unfortunate political situation in the country where a person is from renders them less attractive? Who's being chauvinistic?
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Level 67
Mar 19, 2021
I was just more curious how you got access to a quorum of Somalian women. I read a lot of travel literature, and everything I've ever read about the place says "It's seriously the worst place in the world and no one is safe there." And these comments come from seasoned and (seemingly) well-informed travel writers. (Plus the State Department's travel recommendations for Somalia are almost comical in their assurance that you will die there.) How and when did you go? How long did you stay? Did you feel safe there?
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Level 84
Mar 19, 2021
I've never been to Somalia and wouldn't go with the current political and public safety situation. But the Somali diaspora is pretty big. I've met Somali girls in the United States, in Saudi Arabia, in the United Arab Emirates, in Bahrain, in Israel, and in the UK before. There was a pair of Somali twins I knew in Saudi who both individually asked me to marry them. I was thinking about it. I've been to Ethiopia... which borders Somalia and where the women are similarly beautiful. I spent about two or three weeks there, I think, back in 2010; felt perfectly safe and had a nice time.
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Level 84
Sep 1, 2018
I'm back in the USA, swiping on Tinder, and I think I might have to take them down a few places in the rankings. The obesity epidemic here is out of control. Still lots and lots of staggeringly beautiful women here, and the variety is incredible and unlike almost anywhere else on Earth at least outside of London, Singapore, Amsterdam, and parts of Germany; but, this is supposed to be about averages so I think it's not really accurate to have them so high anymore. This might be the one biggest flaw with this quiz now apart from the egregious omission of Cuba.
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Level 84
Nov 26, 2018
Anticipating that user tman2011 might eventually be purged and follow-up comments to his comment may disappear, a brief recap of those follow-up comments:

I couldn't include every country on the list, though there are beautiful women everywhere and I've been fortunate to know quite a few (at least 50 nationalities represented here I've known "well," and counting), this is my subjective opinion of which countries are home to the most beautiful, on average.

Notable runners-up include El Salvador, Honduras, Austria, India, China, Latvia, Estonia, Serbia, Croatia, Belgium, Egypt, New Zealand, Chile, Ecuador, Panama, Iceland, Finland, the UK, Kenya, Namibia, Eritrea, Djibouti, South Sudan, Yemen, Georgia, Ireland, Costa Rica, Cape Verde, Trinidad, Nepal, and Afghanistan (particularly for the Afghan Dari). Apologies if I've omitted one of your favorites.

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Level 84
Jun 2, 2019
The results are interesting to me and I think show which countries most people think of as producing the most beautiful women. The #1 most-guessed country is also the #1 ranked country on the list (Russia), so that seems more or less unanimous. I'd say the most over-rated countries are France (ranked 47th, but 4th most-guessed), Spain (ranked 36th, but 5th-most guessed), China (not ranked, but I assume this is the reason why most people get Taiwan as I made it a type-in), the USA (ranked 19th but guessed 2nd), as well as Japan, Sweden, Canada, Mexico, and Australia (which would be higher except for the indigenous womenfolk).

Most underrated seem to be all the East African countries: Somalia (ranked 6th, guessed 3rd-to-last), Sudan (ranked 14th, guessed 5th-to-last), and Ethiopia (ranked 8th, guessed 7th-to-last). Eastern European countries other than Russia also seem to be underrated, notably the Czech Republic which is only guessed by 54% but I ranked them 3rd overall.

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Level 84
Jun 2, 2019
and in spite of being ranked 4th and the quiz featuring a thumbnail of a Ukrainian woman, Ukraine is only the 17th-most-guessed answer.
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Level 66
Jun 12, 2019
I just went with all Eastern Europe to get Ukraine, as well. Also, I am enamored with Persian women, so ranking them high was nice to see!

Also, thanks for the great quizzes and excellent commenting through the years.

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Level 84
Jun 12, 2019
Iranians are so good looking! (well, many of them, the men are often squat and hairy) It's almost surreal. But for my money Eastern Europe has got the most attractive women in the world hands down.
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Level 84
Dec 5, 2019
I feel like I need to rank Israel higher on this list. Just flipping through profiles on OK Cupid randomly with no location or distance filter active, the Israeli girls that show up are so often just stunning. And I did see a bit of this when I was there. I remember how disappointing it was being on Tinder there, seeing so many gorgeous women, and almost never matching with any of them. T_T Better experience in Russia where I got more matches than I even had time to talk to, and the women were similarly gorgeous, but those Israeli women... oy vey
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Level 51
Jan 30, 2020
Good choices. For me Ukrainian number 1 but I agree with most of them and love that you included the women in the Maghreb and in the Levant as well as Persian.
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Level 72
Aug 24, 2020
I was a bit skeptical when I saw the quiz title, then chuckled and was relieved when I read the description. But why did I have to come and read the comments? This is going off the rails quickly, pal...
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Level 84
Aug 24, 2020
by quickly you mean slowly over the course of four years? :) well... staying on the rails all the time can be boring. That was never really my thing. Do you always color inside the lines?
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Level 55
Jan 9, 2021
No India? What's up?
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Level 84
Jan 9, 2021
eh... I said this before and stand by it. While there are some Indian women that are phenomenally beautiful, the average girl on the street? They have to be at the low end of the list measured that way. And this (silly, unscientific) quiz is based on the average girl on the street, not the best-looking women each country has to offer. If it were based on the latter thing then I'd say India would easily be in the top 50, maybe even top 10 or top 5.
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Level 55
Jan 9, 2021
You might be right, but Pakistan, Bangladesh, and Sri Lankan women look very similar to Indian Women.
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Level 84
Jan 9, 2021
somewhat yes. I personally find them more generally attractive, on average. Hard to typify Indian women though as it's a huge and diverse country.
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Level 60
Jun 5, 2021
48
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Level 51
Jun 16, 2021
Don't really care that I'm giving a lecture, you already know this quiz deserves at least one so here goes:

I've seen your comments on many Jetpunk quizzes and they mostly make me laugh but reading through this comment section makes me feel sick. Ranking countries by hotness is bad enough, but your specific objectification of real women out there in these comments is truly... sad. I know what I say won't change anything about how you view the world and you'll continue on as you are. But do know that even if you think this quiz is harmless and even if you think no one will ever see it and be negatively affected by it, you're wrong. Belittling this quiz and calling it stupid doesn't make it any less harmful. Even if you think it's dumb fun to rank women (not only countries, actual women too as you have in the comments), you are actively contributing to a culture of objectification that leads to so much grief around the world. It's not dumb fun.

Lecture over. Hope you have a nice day

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Level 84
Oct 10, 2021
This quiz is substantially less harmful than the way you and people like you see the world. Sex negativity, like yours, is responsible for an enormous amount of what is wrong with the world including being largely responsible for violent crime, depression, sexual dysfunction, divorce, suicide, and the phenomena of mass shootings and serial killers. This is what you are actively contributing toward. I am, in whatever small ways that I can, trying to correct that.

This being said, I can tell by what you wrote that you are yourself a victim. Most of us are. If you read something someone writes about being attracted to another person, acknowledging that sex is something normal or desirable, or blandly stating that they find one person more attractive than another, or talking about what excites them or anything else related to this... and you feel sick... then you have obviously suffered very serious trauma, the sort that I described above, and that you are helping now to perpetuate

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Level 84
Oct 10, 2021
I genuinely wish you all the best and hope that you get better, as I wish for all the people of this world who have been so damaged by the sexual negativity that pervades and permeates every culture on Earth to varying degrees. It's the one evil in the world that gives tribalism a run for its money in terms of the damage that it does.
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Level 84
Oct 10, 2021
Also I am not objectifying anyone. Humans are sexual beings. To deny that is to strip away the core of what makes us what we are. You are dehumanizing people when you deny this vital aspect of our nature. To not deny it is an affirmation of their humanity- the exact opposite of objectifying them.

(aside: humans also cannot be "sexualized." They can only be neutered. Which is harmful to everyone. Like trying to force feed a lion nothing but broccoli and then saying attempts to give him meat are "carnivorizing" him. He is what is he is. You're the one living in denial. Deny hard enough and your cat is going to die of malnutrition. Or go crazy from starvation and maul someone to death.)

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Level 84
Oct 13, 2021
That said.. criticisms calling this quiz silly, shallow, subjective, questionably compiled, or even dumb I would call reasonable and fair.

However, lectures calling the quiz or comments harmful, when the real source of harm is the society that would lead one to think this is so or feel the need to state it, I've got to disagree with passionately. I'd maybe share a couple of essays I've written on this subject in my blog here, but probably QM wouldn't like it. Maybe if I toned down a lot of the language and references etc. I feel pretty strongly about this and have devoted some 30-40 years of thought to it. My beliefs have more predictive power than those held by mainstream society, which is how I evaluate if they're accurate or not when I have such a strong emotional response to a topic.

Anyway, I wish we could grab a cup of coffee somewhere and I could explain all the many ways you are very, very wrong about this. Maybe undo some of the damage. Hard to do that here.

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Level 84
Apr 21, 2022
In Spain now and I'm convinced now Spain is way too low on the list, and they might deserve to be in the top 20 if not top 10.
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Level 84
May 26, 2022
and having spent more time in the US recently I feel like they ought to be demoted again.
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Level 69
Jul 12, 2022
when you're a venezuelan woman and kalbahamut walks in the room 😳
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Level 40
Sep 15, 2022
good lord
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Level 84
Sep 16, 2022
contrary to popular opinion he had nothing to do with any of this.
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Level 49
Oct 28, 2022
personal opinion: trinidad and tobago should be on here and greece should be higher
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Level 84
Oct 28, 2022
possibly
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Level 84
Nov 4, 2022
I've dated 2 Greek women and 1 half-Greek Texan... all 3, especially the first 2, are among the prettiest girls I've ever been with. One of them is at least a contender for the #1 spot on that list, though she had such inexplicably low self-esteem. I did my best to correct that.
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Level 50
Dec 8, 2022
This quiz is some bs.
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Level 84
Dec 8, 2022
glad you enjoyed it. cheers