cheesy jokes quiz

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Last updated: December 14, 2018

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joke	punchline
why did the chicken cross the road	to get to the other side
what did one snowman say to another	can you smell carrots
what happened to the man who stole an advent calender	he got 24 days
how much does a chinease restaurent weigh	wonton
what a ghosts favourite meal	spookghettie
whats green, green, green, green, red	a frog in a blender
what do you call a fly with no wings	a walk
what do you call a blind dinosaur	a doyouthinkhesawrus
what does a frog order when he goes to McDonald's	a large croak and flies
what did the boomerang say when he got dejavu	don't worry it'll come back to me
why did the cow create a business	because he cudd

joke	punchline
what did darth vader say when he had uncontrollable gas	i am your farter
what do you call a mission to make tom cruise happy	mission uncrossible
what noise does a grape make when they don't get what they want	a little wine
what do you call a boy wizard on the toilet	harry plopper
why do jockeys not like children	they horse around too much
what do you call a magic owl	hoodini
what do you call a sandwich in the sea	a submarine
what do you call a man who likes rock faces	cliff
why do apes wear suits	to attend monkey business
why do i need coffee when listening to aviici	to wake me up