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The Real Slim Shady - Eminem Lyrics

Enter the lyrics of the first verse of Eminem's The Real Slim Shady
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Last updated: August 18, 2024
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First submittedMay 19, 2021
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Lyrics
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her *** worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
It's the return of the "oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who", "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
Lyrics
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to **** a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals- well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can **** dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes-
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7 Comments
CalliBoi936
+2
Level 31
Dec 9, 2021
yessir
WhoknowswhoIam
+2
Level 29
Apr 16, 2024
100% easy, big Eminem fan!
Johanliebert
+1
Level 28
Dec 12, 2024
AKA only listened to Lose Yourself? (Not saying that as an insult, just saying that maybe the artist’s most famous work isn’t always their best). Also I’m just assuming
WhoknowswhoIam
+1
Level 29
Jun 9, 2025
no I can name 100 Eminem songs and 300 rappers

I'm a nerd

hot take revival is underrated

Hotsauce12345678
+1
Level 34
May 25, 2024
I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady
Dimby
+2
Level 82
Aug 22, 2024
That was fun. 100%. A longer version with his other verses would be fun, too!
Johanliebert
+1
Level 28
Dec 12, 2024
Pretty cool quiz. RSS is overrated in my opinion(Kill You is better) but yeah. Nice quiz
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