Laffy Taffy Jokes

Do you have the mind of a 6 year old comedian? Take this quiz and find out.
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Last updated: June 27, 2013
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First submittedJune 27, 2013
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What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
When does it rain money?
When there is a change in the weather
Where does a general keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
What has 10 letters and starts with GAS
What starts with T, is full of T, and ends with T?
A Teapot
What word is always spelled wrong?
What has four legs and goes boooooo?
A sick cow
Why did the dalmatian need glasses?
He was seeing spots
What did the flower say to the bike?
How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern
With a pumpkin patch
What kind of comb do you use to brush a bee's hair?
A honeycomb
What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?
A hobby horse
Where does a penguin keep his money?
In a snow bank
What goes tick-tock, woof-woof?
A watchdog
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
Level 83
Feb 25, 2014
haha.. I used to get Laffy Taffy when I was a kid. I don't understand the "sleevies" one, though.
Level 77
Feb 25, 2014
The general's "arm"-ies. Go in his "sleeve"-ies.
Level 48
May 8, 2014
Only 7. I never liked the stuff.