Statistics for Laffy Taffy Jokes

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Joke	Punch Line	% Correct
What did the man say when he walked into a bar?	Ouch	76%
What word is always spelled wrong?	Wrong	69%
What kind of comb do you use to brush a bee's hair?	A honeycomb	60%
What starts with T, is full of T, and ends with T?	A Teapot	56%
Where does a general keep his armies?	Up his sleevies	46%
Why did the dalmatian need glasses?	He was seeing spots	35%
What do you call a cow with no legs?	Ground Beef	32%
What has 10 letters and starts with GAS	Automobile	27%
What goes tick-tock, woof-woof?	A watchdog	23%
Where does a penguin keep his money?	In a snow bank	16%
What did the flower say to the bike?	Petal	15%
What has four legs and goes boooooo?	A sick cow	10%
What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?	A hobby horse	9%
When does it rain money?	When there is a change in the weather	9%
How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern	With a pumpkin patch	9%