Plot
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Song
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Tough man with a girly name tries to find his dad so he can kill him
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A Boy Named Sue
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Dad can't spend time with son; Son grows and can't spend time with Dad
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Cat's in the Cradle
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Guy gets arrested for littering and therefore can't get in the army
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Alice's Restaurant
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Guy writes fan letters; doesn't get responses; has major psychotic break
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Stan
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Chronicle of America in the 50s and 60s before the music died
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American Pie
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Man tired of his wife unknowingly answers wife's personal ad
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Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
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Sister secretly kills brother's cheating wife and friend; brother is hanged
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The Night the Lights Went out in Georgia
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He got in one little fight and his scared mom sent him to live in California
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Fresh Prince Theme Song
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A boxer, who coulda been champion, is wrongfully convicted of murder
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Hurricane
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Massive freighter sinks in Lake Superior during a November storm
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Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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Major Tom goes to space; doesn't make it home
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Space Oddity
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Satan has a fiddle battle with a boy named Johnny
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The Devil Went down to Georgia
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A demon is defeated by the greatest song in the world
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Tribute
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Young teacher falls in love with a girl half his age
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Don't Stand so Close to Me
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Cheating wife hides her lover in her closet when husband comes home
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Trapped in the Closet
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South Dakota man attempts to shoot off the legs of his rival; finds a bible
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Rocky Raccoon
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Guy on a train gets advice from a dying old card shark
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The Gambler
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Band goes to Switzerland to make a record; witness a big fire
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Smoke on the Water
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Young man is ruined by a New Orleans house of ill repute
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House of the Rising Sun
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Billy Joe & Bobbie Sue rob a man; Persued by detective Billy Mack
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Take the Money and Run
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So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting
His car is warm and dry
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staff room
The accusations fly
It's no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov
Plus I knew the tribute one, but thought it was called greatest song of the world and even tried that... after seeng trbute it was like ow yea..