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A Crooked Quiz

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Inspired the The Two Ronnies' Mastermind sketch
Quiz by overtired
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Last updated: April 16, 2023
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First submittedApril 1, 2020
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What do people take silly quizzes like this for?
That is the question
Gluttony, Greed and Lust are examples of ---
Fun
Presidents practice the art of --------
Sin
Chronic headaches are the main symptom of ---------
Politics
What might I eat with milk for breakfast?
Migraines
The band who had a hit with Mr Brightside are called: --- Killers
Cereal
What is the first word in The Dictionary?
The
Complete the title of this classic 60s movie: Easy -----
A
Who starred in the film Black Swan?
Rider
Someone who works on a boat is called a ------
Portman
Complete the name of the Beatles song: Hello -------
Sailor
What is the best response to "Will you marry me?"
Goodbye
Is Mexico in North America or South America?
Yes
According to current science the universe probably began with this
North America
Complete the first line from John in the Bible: In the beginning was the ----
Big Bang
Mean, Median and Mode are all types of -------
Word
Everyone following the crowd like sheep is known as ---- mentality
Average
What might your voice be after shouting?
Herd
What is another word for donkey?
Hoarse
When at your table you sit on your -----
Ass
Name the male lead of the film Moonstruck
Chair
Most lions live in A-----
Cage
A song of worship sung in a church
Africa
How should British royal staff refer to their King in the third person?
Hymn
Kanye West sometimes calls himself -----
His Majesty
If something isn't hard it is ----
Yeezy
Hamlet's tortured monologue: To be, or not to be, ---- -- --- --------
Easy!
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Level 63
Apr 1, 2020
That's very good!! Very amusing.
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Level 84
Apr 1, 2020
Glad you enjoyed it :)
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Level 78
Apr 1, 2020
Cool concept!
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Level 84
Apr 1, 2020
Thanks!
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Level 21
Apr 2, 2020
Ingenious. The most I’ve laughed on JetPunk
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Level 44
Feb 25, 2021
Haha
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Level 71
Jun 3, 2021
This... does put a smile on my face.
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Level 71
Apr 8, 2023
Fun quiz. Made me laugh
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Level 76
Apr 8, 2023
fantastic
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Level 74
Apr 8, 2023
Extremely clever!
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Level 71
Apr 8, 2023
The classic Two Ronnies' Mastermind sketch has been JetPunk'd :-)
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Level 60
Apr 10, 2023
Very clever!
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Level 60
Apr 13, 2023
Amazing
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Level 60
Apr 16, 2023
Fun idea, although I doubt this will get featured. Perhaps you could add some type-ins for the 'first' question (second answer) like points / bragging rights?
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Level 84
Apr 16, 2023
I'd add those, but the idea is that it answers both questions and they don't work for the second answer.