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Dear Madam, as custodian of the assets of King Udi of Numa
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I am seeking an opportunist interested in easy money! You may
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have read that King Udi has vanished into thin air. Obituaries say
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he is dead, but this is a lie! I am his right hand man, a guardian of
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his top secrets, and program manager for his business dealings.
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The King fled Numa after the civil war saw his traitorous cousin
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emerge as victor. I assisted in the King's escape, then retreated
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to one of Numa's remaining free towns, from where I have
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been selling off the King's assets before they are lost. (I ran a
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company for him managing his diversified wealth - an oilfield
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in the Aral Sea, a 27-karat gold sports car, a castle in Numa's
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great metropolis, bonds in yellow-chip companies, a hidden
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airstrip oligarchs use to avoid customs, and a menagerie of
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animals featuring a hippopotamus, cats of all kinds including
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three lions, an aardvark with two heads, and a field of black
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zebras.) I liaise with the King daily, but can't send the proceeds.
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That's where you come in! I will transfer to your bank a range
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of deposits. You just need to get your VISA, then send a test
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sum of $5000 to the account num ber linked here. If you send
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it today I can start transferring the seven-figure takings tonight!
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I only ask you keep half the funds aside. When they are needed
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by the King I will contact you. I have done the due diligence and
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you will be breaking no laws. You'll just be a rich woman! I lay
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this offer before you and hope you accept, Ash Kent MSc Oxon
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Also I was expecting a Rick Roll from the link there
And I made it on time, this time!
Much thanks, and congrats!
My only suggestion would be maybe add more time!
Thanks:)
19/24 on my first try.