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Liam, I know you think of me as a moaning killjoy, but my
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patience has run out. Unlike the week-long usual ban, I am
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hereby barring you for good. You anger many of my patrons,
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who regularly air a quantity of complaints about you and are
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frankly tired of your type ruining the atmosphere here.
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We value decorum in this country club, but when I germanely
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remark upon your behavior you insult and stink eye me. No, I'm
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not a "total hypocrite", and since when am I biased against you?
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OK, maybe sometimes I err, ale one minute, spirits the next, but
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I don't turn up smelling like kerosene, galumphing around the
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place, apparently unsatisfied until I exhaust Rialto of all its liquor!
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I hoped you'd satisfy yourself in landing your recent job but
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your egomania only deepened, acting like you're the star of your
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own sitcom or ostentatiously parading about in juvenile costumes. I
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don't need you waving your Harry Potter wand at another member
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with a witty barb. A dose of your own medicine is what you need...
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And Friday was the last straw Liam. A law is broken when you
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bring a minor, way too young for the club. Whatever you find a
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sense of freedom in, I can tell you it won't be here. If you find
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this unfair you should check your IQ at a respectable institution.
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And forget emailing straight back, I'm turning off the wifi. Jim
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today i missed none
I really enjoy this series!
''And Friday was the last straw Liam.''
aststrawlia :)
fun quiz sieres tho!
I'm very proud that I managed to get them all, but I have to say, the genius is not only in the way you integrate some long and some short names in the script, but also in the purposefully laid traps.