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1.
Has been the world number one in both singles and doubles tennis
McEnroe is the only male player to achieve both positions simultaneously. Mac 'n' Cheese has never even broken into the top fifty in singles or doubles.
2.
Made with milk
Milk is used in making the cheese sauce in Mac 'n' Cheese. Milk is also used in the growth of mammals, of which John McEnroe is an example.
3.
Was enjoyed by Thomas Jefferson
He encountered the dish in Paris, brought it back to the US and served it at Monticello. Jefferson died before John McEnroe had become famous.
4.
Thinks some people cannot be serious
John McEnroe famously disagreed with umpire calls with the line "you cannot be serious!" Mac 'n' Cheese isn't known to have opinions about umpires or anyone else.
5.
Served in England
Macaroni Cheese has a long history in England, with variants dating back to a 14th century cookbook, and Mac 'n' Cheese has increased in popularity since the 2010s. John McEnroe served many times at Wimbledon and other tournaments in England.
6.
Has the higher percentage carb content
Mac 'n' Cheese = about 20-25% carbohydrate by weight. John McEnroe = much less than that. Average for a healthy adult male is less than 1% carbohydrate.
7.
First seen in Germany
John McEnroe was born in Wiesbaden, West Germany, though according to his father was made in Belgium.
8.
Has been to space
Rehydrated Mac 'n' Cheese has been eaten by many astronauts in space.
Here is an example returned uneaten from an Atlantis shuttle mission. John McEnroe has not yet been to space.
9.
Holds the men's record for the best single-season win rate of the Open Era
In 1984 McEnroe had a singles match season of 83 wins to only 3 losses. Mac 'n' Cheese did not compete.
10.
Sold by Kraft Foods in boxes since 1937
The brand is popular with Canadians, who consume 55% more boxes per capita than Americans. John McEnroe has never been sold in boxes.
11.
Commonly eaten in Italy
As with other pasta dishes like spaghetti bolognese, mac 'n' cheese may have Italian heritage, but is not a typical Italian dish. John McEnroe is not popularly eaten there either.
12.
Inspired the name of a Crayola color
Macaroni and Cheese has been a Crayola color since 1993. John McEnroe is yet to be introduced as a color. But it'd probably be a shade of beet.
13.
Is celebrated on July 14th
July 14th is Macaroni and Cheese day, apparently. John McEnroe celebrates his birthday on February 16th because that's the date he was born on.
14.
Had a rivalry with Björn Borg
McEnroe also had a rivalry with Jimmy Connors. As far as I'm aware Mac 'n' Cheese got on fine with both.
15.
Has been used to plug leaks in submarine doors
No, that cannot be serious.
This... may have cost me a few really obvious answers.
Because love means nothing to them.
https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/cacio-e-pepe
So I guess the next quiz is going to be "The Bastille . . . or Mac 'n' Cheese?"
McEnroe is great as a commentator, but as a player...I rooted for Bjorn Borg every single time. McEnroe was extraordinarily talented, but he was an insufferable, obnoxious brat.
I thought they always referred to it as "Kraft Dinner."
Racket Throwin' Raspberry?
Mortal Moron Maroon?
Temper Tantrum Tomato?
Violent Violet?
Grumbling Umber?
Just guessing.
LOL
The title alone makes this the best quiz on the entire Jetpunk Site :)
The actual percent of fat *by weight* of prepared Kraft Mac n Cheese is around 6% (varies slightly by variety and how it's prepared, of course). And it's very plausible (maybe even likely) that McEnroe had a higher body fat percentage than that.