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Person
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Phoebe
We were on a break.
Ross
I'm dating a guy whose pool I once peed in
Monica
Oh. Well, there you go. Phew. That's great. That is really really great news. You know because the whole not being ready and financial aspects, all that stuff. This all just the way is supposed to be.
Rachel
Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT.
Chandler
How you doin'?
Joey
That's right. The I Hate Rachel Green Club.
Will
Ok, how about this? If you guys die, and the crazy plate lady dies then do I get the baby?
Amy
Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by.
Duncan
That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds. All right, Joey, if you wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no, you weren't supposed to put peas in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you had an important relationship is beyond me.
Judy
Oh... my... God
Janice
Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.
Gunther
Thank you Daddy!
Ben
I know, I hate that. (Referring to Chandler who just said he was a good guy)
Richard
Phoebe, I love you. I mean... I missed you so much these past few months, and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then... I suddenly realized that... there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.