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We were on a break.
I'm dating a guy whose pool I once peed in
Oh. Well, there you go. Phew. That's great. That is really really great news. You know because the whole not being ready and financial aspects, all that stuff. This all just the way is supposed to be.
Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT.
How you doin'?
That's right. The I Hate Rachel Green Club.
Ok, how about this? If you guys die, and the crazy plate lady dies then do I get the baby?
Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by.
That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds. All right, Joey, if you wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no, you weren't supposed to put peas in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you had an important relationship is beyond me.
Oh... my... God
Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.
Thank you Daddy!
I know, I hate that. (Referring to Chandler who just said he was a good guy)
Phoebe, I love you. I mean... I missed you so much these past few months, and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then... I suddenly realized that... there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.