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Answer?
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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
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Sand or dirt?
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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Probably not?
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Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
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Why do you have Windows 98?
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Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
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It's misleading?
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How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
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If it looks bad?
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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Because we can?
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How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
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None?
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How young can you die of old age?
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65?
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Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
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Yes?
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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To me?
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If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
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Moving backward?
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If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
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Because number 1 was taken?
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If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
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Possibly?
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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You succeeded at failing?
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If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
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Perhaps?
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If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
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Who cares?
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If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
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Do you?
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If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
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Because nature?
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Sure?
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
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We didn't?
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Unantonym?
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Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
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It kinda does?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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He's actually a woman?
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If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
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Tan?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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He's already broke himself?
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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To confuse you?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Where's Waldo?
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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Togetherments just sounds weird?
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If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
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Marco?
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Will your answer to this question be no?
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Maybe?
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