Hint | Answer | % Correct |
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If you’re out of shape and you’re bowling, you’re probably a _____ bowler. | professional | 71%
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Last time i went camping i got a pamphlet that said if a bear approaches i'm supposed to play dead. Really? We're going to rely on my _____ _____? | acting skills | 65%
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I do want everyone to feel comfortable. That’s why I like to talk to you about _____. | Jesus | 65%
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I tell you, I thought the IHOP was a dump until I went into a _____ _____. | Waffle House | 65%
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You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a _____. | baby | 58%
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Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the _____? | best | 58%
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Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s _____in the kitchen. | drunk | 55%
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Now don’t get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin’ ‘em more… fun to pet, better to _____. | chew | 52%
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I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in _____.' | toilet | 48%
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I like all kinds of meat, even _____. “I knew he was white trash.” | bologna | 45%
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I went _____ recently…for this next joke. | camping | 45%
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I married a woman who loves to camp and I am what you would call _____. | indoorsy | 45%
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My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, '_____.' | pregnant | 45%
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I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a _____. | panda | 42%
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I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what’s really addictive? _____. | Heroin | 39%
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I don’t know much about the bible myself. I haven’t _____it. ‘Cause I don’t _____to. ‘Cause I’m a Catholic | read have | 39%
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Whenever I'm in church I always have this very introspective look on my face, but I'm really thinking, 'Did I go to_____ twice yesterday?' | wendys | 32%
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My wife always wants me to go to confession - don't get me wrong, it's not as if I don't _____ _____ to a holy man | enjoy lying | 29%
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Ever read a book that changed your life? _____ _____. | Me neither | 29%
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We're all a little weird, we like to think theres someone weirder. I'm sure some of you are looking at me going 'At least I'm not as weird as Gaffigan.' And then I'm thinking 'At least I'm not as weird as those people in the looney bin.' And the people in the looney bin are going 'Well, at least I'm an _____.' | orange | 29%
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Whenever you are single, all you see are couples, but whenever you are a couple, all you see are _____. | hookers | 26%
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I'm blind, bald, and pale. I'm like a gigantic _____ _____. | recessive gene | 23%
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Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was _____ _____. | Elton John | 19%
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But in Indiana it's not like New York where everyone's like, 'We're from New York and we're the best' or 'We're from Texas and we like things big' it's more like 'We're from Indiana and we're _____ _____." | gonna move | 19%
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There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don’t want to eat meat, but would still like _____. | diarrhea | 13%
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